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Gollum would solo that weak crack.

Dru: Out the climbers and their projects! Or at least out the projects. I'll go first: Layton is planning to traverse from Kangaroo Temple to Vasiliki Ridge this winter.

At least in winter you could find water on the descent.

Index Weather (Thanks Erik)

After reading THIS article, I still have no fucking clue what this stupid gash said to get arrested!! Are we so PC that we can't even SPELL OUT the racial slur in question? Wouldn't printing the invective provide some insight into the mentality of the girl, and the flavor of her racism? I don't think she stood there in the bed of her boyfriend's truck, wearing her shitty white trash get-up, and grass stains all over her back, screaming "I'm going to hang you from a noose, you dirty 'protected minority'!"

We need more spectacular climbing pics in the gallery, shit as cool as THIS.

I am now a published photographer! Thanks, Jason and Alex, for making me famous, and for all your hard work! I can't wait to grovel in new places, thanks to your efforts. -J

More?

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I have seen this too. I think that differential cooling on the exterior creates internal pressure that forces the liquid H20 out through small fissures in the surface, at which point it freezes. I think that this dynamic probably occurs anywhere ice envelops liquid water... Such as a water-filled crevasse. When the temperature drops, and the water starts to freeze in the crevasse, SUDDENLY, ice phallus rap anchor.

Stellar post number for one person under two avatars. How many dexterity points does his Paladin have?

Ask me after "Votebot 2.0" steals the 2008 election for Hilary Clinton.

"The dude led the most medicore pitch. It was sick. I was retching just belaying him, it was so medicore. I couldn't even follow on jumars."

I'm looking forward to PCP coming back into vogue.

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You can follow that one up with a "Medicore Spelling" book. "Medicore" is like "Hardcore", but more harder. Fool.

It's more like a hooded hair leotard. Pretty hot. I think I'll autograph your copy of my forthcoming book with a tracing of my cock...

You better watch what you say....

No T-Shirt for you, hater.

In the Book of Twight, there is a picture of his partner rappelling off of a giant ice stalagmite. "We have no idea where the feature came from." Twice now, I've had ice stalagmites sprout up from individual ice cubes in my ice cube tray. They've formed these features from below, seeming to grow up, rather than the normal stalagmite formation through deposition mechanism. Now that I've found the answer to Twight's mystery, should I write a book about "Medicore Alpinism"? I'll autograph each copy purchased through me on this website. I'll even make T-Shirts. Takers?

Eventually.... Now that's how you define hotness. Serious thread drift...I decided to get drunk last night, after getting into bed at 10, and went instead to the local watering hole to pound down shots. I ended up at work this morning, which was pretty cool. I'm not sure how I'll be getting home, though, my car isn't here. Ride?

Really cool out there, huh? Sweet winter canyoneering?

don't forget to make/sell a shirt... I think I'll sell a bunch to fund my next patagonian bouldering pilgramage.

Gee, reward us oh "great one"... Please PM me your entire climbing resume.