EWolfe

Crack'n up over here!

OOooo! I got a special file for these kind of threads - where is that file... . . . . . . Aha! Here it is . . . . . . . .

The original pics are in this gallery: http://www.everettmountaineers.org/gallery/2002rock/02rock.html Matt's gonna hate me...

Don't Make Me Go OFF On you!

And there you have it, Folks: The lowest common denominator - make your judgments accordingly.

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but you are well placed, and that is so much more important

Three cheers for old, bitter and on your own! Positives: -Nobody fucks with you -you're always right -nobody fucks with your shit -you only have yourself to take care of -you only have everybody else to blame -a pleasant "the world is fucked - so fuck 'em" perspective -well-exercised frown muscles -you are unhappy and will die unhappy, so the consistency is nice. - Great if you like lots of menace in your facial expression Negatives: -you are a bitter old fuck that has become that person you used to hate -The world sucks, and that sucks the life-energy out of you -Never have to exercise those damn, few smile muscles -you only have yourself to take care of -people inevitably are fucking with your sense of what is right.

You won't find video footage of this through any of your normal channels... just sayin'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/microsoft/4932834/Apple-products-banned-from-Bill-Gates-home.html

STOP! HAMMERTIME!

Missing following option (I know it's hard to include everybuddy in a poll - whaddya do?) Bowl-smokin', whiskey-drinkin in the AM, pool-of-rope-on-the-ground-while-you're-leadin', sport-epicin', bold-as-fuck, off-the-couch-sendin', clear-the-crag with-vitriolic-spewin' climber!

That's awesome Tvash - I love old crotchety fuckers!

Holy crap! My Gaydar hasn't gone off like THAT in a while!

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**Sigh** This is obviously not the coloring book I was lead to believe it would be (packs away box 'o 64 with built-in sharpener)

To reiterate what others have said: Bravo! For sucking it up and taking personal responsibility. It's an attitude that compliments the demeanor of our undertakings, yet is often minimalized by those faint of heart and strong of cellphone signal. Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Erik

This guy, "Jersey John" who I climbed with in Tuolumne last year, swore like a sailor. On my suggestion, he named one of his routes at Dozier Dome " Tourettes". It always sounded like he was saying "Feck" - that always made me laugh.

Sweet! I am sharpening my crayons in anticipation! ...

Sorry, Dane. It sounded just so amazing - the fall, the crawl. Didn't mean to step on any toes!

Oooo! ooo! Choose me! Third hand sounds safe!

This from a post on Supertopo by Dane: "Heard this late last night from an eye whitness. Couple of guys start up Pineapple Express yesterday. Rope runs out on the first 150' of Grade 3 ice and 50' of steep snow that is interlaced with decent size fir trees. Leader the yells down for his second to start simul climbing. Second is a good 100' up the first ice pitch when the leader rips both picks out of a M4 mixed pitch just left of this line. At a similar elevation and steepness from what I could see. Leader falls the distance shown here..plus all but 20/30' of the first 60m pitch. He doesn't deck only because his rope hangs up on one of the trees above as all his pro rips. After seeing his leader literally go winging past him the second has to climb up just get the slack in the rope as he lowers his injured and non mobile leader to the ground. Then he rigs a rappel on their dbl ropes (one which has been nearly cut in half with only threads connecting it) to get off. Well over a 300' screamer by my calculations. Haven't heard of the injury list yet but they refused help from the two parties on the Mtn yesterday with the leader literally crawling out of the basin and down the 1000m Phantom slide. Some lucky dudes there!"