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    Hillary

    If you can't figure out any of the above points, burn your voter's registration now.
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    Answers!!!1

    Wuzi Swimming Dragon is the only acceptable answer
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    Urine Therapy

    Urine over your head, Hope Boy.
  4. EWolfe

    Give up yr DNA!

    Send your DNA to Alpinfox and see what he can do. He took some skin samples on our last climbing trip, I think. :mad scientist cackle: God save me.
  5. Edward 40Hands: Duct tape 2 40-oz Mickeys to drinkers two hands. Do not allow them access to their hands for urination until said 40's are consumed. Others?
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    Urine Therapy

    However did you know? This last session was particularly insightful. Peeing on eczematic inflammations with your urine can cure it, RuMR has...
  7. 15 pounds in 2 months! Surefire:
  8. Although I am certainly not suggesting that Paradise Forks install fixed anchors at this point (rehab being the current effort), I posted this more as a question: At what point is the environmental impact greater than the visual impact of fixed anchors?
  9. Leash? I was wondering if it came with a bun.
  10. Paradise Forks, one of the most ethically "pure" climbing areas in the USA, is encountering major crag-top damage in the way of erosion, tree damage, and vegetation harm. link Discuss.
  11. Local Now: (approximately ) Walnut Canyon Overlook - 10 mins Paradise Forks - 20 minutes Priest's Draw - 20 minutes Sedona Spires - 30-45 minutes Queen Creek/Superstitions - 2 hours Grand Canyon - 2 hours Mt. Lemmon - 4 hours Canyonlands - 4 hours Red Rocks - 4 hours Moab - 5 Hours City Of Rocks - 5 hours Joshua Tree - 6 hours Bishop - 7 hours Hueco Tanks - 8 hours Salt Lake City - 8 hours
  12. The idiocy of this is only exceeded by the audacity of the claim.
  13. A buddy and I wanted to put up a free route on the NE face back in '95, but we both chickened out on the aid climb.
  14. Helluva Job. Hard push, difficult and dangerous. Awesome.
  15. Nope, Grad student from Purdue - her last night. I must admit things were with me: windy night, full moon, lots of Makers and Quiddler, a few episodes of CSI... and what do you know? Good to meetcha Will. I hope you get a call from a certain aid-climbing hottie that knows you - I mentioned you were in town, and she seemed psyched! (nudge, nudge)
  16. The artwork is black frame: Artist's proof from Phillip McCracken of one of his metal sculptures, with calligraphy by a Local Poet: If I keep a green bough in my heart, a singing bird will come Chinese Proverb The other is an 1887 Thomas Moran etching print looking at El Cap and Half Dome. Taken from the original metal plates submitted to Roosevelt that lead to making Yosemite a Park.
  17. It's The OJ bottle with the "P" on it.
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    Ladder!!!

    Probably on the Riverfarm in Van Zandt with my Robert Louis Stevenson and Poe book sets.
  19. It's about 85% done, but I am done for now. 250 hours later: Oh, and a woman felt the POWER of the van already, and stayed with me a night in Joshua Tree. That hardly ever happens.... Howdy from Flagstaff! (Bookmans, free internet/used bookstore. My first real find here) :wave:Erik
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