EWolfe

Can't please all the people all the time. I like the crowd here just fine. Consider the lambasting an initiation. Get over your insecurity or go to RC.Com

Snowboard at Baker on Pow-Pow days Trips to Smith Maybe a sufferfest or two with Skyclimb

- old piss (at crags, on stewbums) - stinkin' pachouli hippy oil - unhealthy sweaty people

When I was at Western back in '82, me and some friends were taking advantage of the fall shroom season, and were wandering around campus, ripped out of our skulls on Herfy's "mushroomburgers". We saw a huge sequoia tree and decided it was a most excellent idea to climb that tree. The bark was smooth, the branches easy to climb and well spread apart - -perfect! We got way up and before we knew it, we counted 6 floors to the level we were at. We hung out for a while and started discussing what was a crazy thing to do in a large sequoia tree. One of us mentioned that cows can't climb trees and we mutualy decided that mooing was the funniest fucking thing in the whole world to do 7 stories up in a tree. We started mooing like bulls who smell the heat, laughing our asses off with each outburst and one-upmanship Well, as you can imagine, campus po-po showed up (it was 2AM in an otherwise quiet campus), and ordered us down. We could hardly believe it! We weren't hurting anyone,but eventually, after an extended conversation from on high, we relented and came down. We both got tickets for "reckless endangerment" - it sems that they weren't worried about us hurting ourselves, but we might have landed on someone else and hurt them (at 2AM in an isolated tree)

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I thought they were just stopping for munchies and to burn another bowl before the big send...

"Their sperm were also more likely to swim too fast too early, leading to burn-out before they reach the egg."

Lower Town Wall

Eat ballz asseyes, women are slow to warm too - better find yourself a man instead

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away-- Half a crate of whiskey every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. Hobbes was fond of his dram, And René Descartes was a drunken fart. 'I drink, therefore I am.' Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker, But a bugger when he's pissed

Stihl sux Husquvarnas rock

...and love the chain-mail skirts and tops!

Maybe we should start a THIN-SKINNED NEWBIES AND ILK FORUM that is ruthlessly moderated, so the folks can feel safe. Oh, wait. Since when has climbing and delicate sensibilities gone together ?

Jubelale is a righteous good winter beer!

I must agree with Dru on this - most, if not all of the serious threads I have started in the climbing forum have been responded to in a civil manner. People around here just don't take well to subversive antics, bullshit one-upmanship, and as Dru said, retro-chestbeating about their favorite sport. GOOD! Give your posts outside of spray some careful consideration about what your real intent is and generally you will do fine.

Being banned is so cool, I absolutely must be next. Let's see...I know! I'll start railing shamlessly against bouldering!!! Now I just gotta fuel up the tanks of fomenting hate... Look out Distel!

shocking!

and the whole fat-women-wearing-tight-spandex Like you think want to see that?

Besides, Wayne, your post says you already know what we did last summer

Seattle to NYC in 76 hours. Herb, good music, 1/4 mile behind various speeding "pilot" cars, and a fast rig. Wear shorts and pee in bottle, drive all the time except occasional sleep, bring food, or quick take-out.

The naked monkey-puzzle tree climb rates high on the fun-with-scarification scale, as well. Gosh, this is all such good, clean fun

God, she is SO FAKE and subsquently NOT HOT , unless you're 12.