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...AKA: Secret Bivvies In The City I know all you folks that hang at UW wall have anecdotes about THE MAN Here's my brief: I heard Coach had a secret bivouac site in Belltown - this thing was notorious, because no-one had ever seen it. All we ever heard about from Coach at the wall was how he had found "a good price on shoes", or some other necessity for survival in the urban jungle, and how he bought them bulk. We are talking 10-12 pairs of shoes, 20 pairs of socks, 15 shirts, 25-pack of underwear - all the same , and how he was "stockpiling" for when "the shit hit the fan" Interestingly, my bank at the time was in Belltown - a credit union, where the only way to make deposits was to drive down there every couple of weeks. So, I'd be cruising back from the deposit, and Old Coach would ride up next to me as casual as can be: acknowledging me or not, as the mood suited him . This happened several times in a two year period, and I came to understand his "Barracks" were pretty close to my bank. Snickers was the only one I ever knew that actually got into coaches digs, and he said there were black plastic bags stacked everywhere, along with massive piles of beer cartons. He said it lookrd "bunkerish" A couple of years later, I went to buy some holds from a friend $%#@%^, and he said that the place we were going had been Coach's skidding place for three months, but we would just go and get the holds. We got there and there was this old for sale sign on the place, and we walk in and see the wall in the side yard. This wall is 20 feet high, but the pile of beer bottles next to it is challenging the vertical accomplishments of the wall-builder. Noticing the smashed windowes, and lack of electricity, I ask" "How many people live here?" "Just Coach" is the response. The bottlepile is truly impressive, especially considering the source: This is a man who must spend all his money on beer and climbing tape - the ritual taping would make a UW Physician weep with the wrap. You show up at the wall, and Boxer/Fighter without gloves is in your face shouting " THE RED TOWER!!! YOU MUST CLIMB THE RED TOWER!!!! Often with an open 40 onsite. And a complete freak with women? He could scare away the most jadad. What a total and wonderful FREAK

We can't win the war against mediocrity, but battles are o.k.?

big surprise I'd do the same, though

..or just get Necro to post - his location is Trask's bung - find that on your GPS, Tele-tubbies!

just make sure you fuse that shit right, bro, or it's baaaad news

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You realize there are little clips on all of those lines? And all you have to do is unclip them and walk striaght through? Damn non-conformist I am sending you to see THE BECK !!! That ought to straighten you out! Bwahahahaha!

Nice one!

It's my teacup toy that I worry about, my precious snoogy woogy - she should be as safe as me!

Pernicious? Try: FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING FUCK with your prettyboy moderators p.s.? and keep telling your drop-kneein' split-boardin' boytoys that you are really, truly baddies

Bwahahaha! Now I know why I yo-yo'ed you when I pitched on that 5.4 Guess I was lucky for the bizarre butt-cheek-slot that really caught me, but that must have hurt !!!

Just recently planted 25 goldens and a black as a natural fence around my japanese rock garden. Two years I have a natural fence

Thanks for blurring my face - you're a real pal

You should be getting that emaciated sporto look any week now

Yup, they are skinnin' up over there - THIN-SKINNIN'

Sweet! The nextgen of cheap transpo!

I know I'm not drunk - with that pic?

1. Bought a house in Ferndale, moved from Seattle, did landscape, settled. 2. Got ass kicked on Iron Horse, Japanese Gardens 3. Finally got on Rock On, Thin Fingers (full), Gorilla My Dreams

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Goddam it, Layyton! The Gimp has left town, and am seeking injured or impaired wimpy-climber type for belay duties. Must not want to climb much, weigh at least 160 pounds, and be decent company. Pay is nothing, must carry rack so my legs don't get big, and be supportive even during severe tantrums. PM me if you want to be my new punk.

This being in THE NEW ROCK CLIMBING FORUM , a gentlemen's forum, I will presume your reference is to sending hard splitters

super fun 5.8!!!! and you dont even need any gear!! except its a 5.7 ...and you need a headlamp...

If you bring bivouac gear, you will use it!