Jump to content

EWolfe

Members
  • Posts

    10215
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by EWolfe

  1. SOMEONE came out of the closet this morning
  2. Yeah man, some of that amateur porn out there makes me want to pop a cap or two. Look, pal, popping your cap in your own home is not something to bring to a public board At least you are staying away from links
  3. The true nature of the "defection" is yet to be determined
  4. how about some pictures of the babes Trad Climbers land This?
  5. Then there's the Swedish Bowline: bowline ON a clove-hitch. For the super safe, no slippage!
  6. i have been trying to psych up to solo Snake for years but I'm a chicken... every time i go up on lead i ask myself if i can do it solo...the fingers and toes say yes but the head says no. Yeah - that traverse always scares me. Same with Outer Space.
  7. I god a code. Whud's yer eggthcuth ?
  8. I'm not clicking on that. I'm not. I'll click on this, though:
  9. FUCK YOU CAT TURD. EAT SHIT AND DIE CAT TURD. FUCK OFF AND DIE CAT TRUD. KISS MY HAIRY FINN ASS CAT TURD. IN OTHER WORDS CAT TURD I DISLIKE EVERYTHING YOU MIGHT STAND FOR OR DO. So you admit he has a good point and you can't defend yourself with logic and cunning? Lame. Just more hot air. I, personally think lashing out visciously holds equal court to logic and cunning in terms of being a good defense. Cheerio!
  10. "So, like, I had to break up with Jazmin for the long trip ahead? And like, I feel so much lighter without all those crystals and hemp? But I also, like, really feel like hiking, you know? It's heavy, man."
  11. And that's drawing on that vast pool of experience, knowledge and research of, what, 3? 4? years Max? Your blither is no better without COLD HARD FACTS! Let's see 'em people. It is in your hands to prove your knot is stronger, or ours is compromised. I call catBullShit!!
  12. He's rather elfish, actually
  13. ...and he boulders backwards
  14. I beg to differ, SmithRock.com is the rancid bottom-gurgle of the climbing pages
  15. cite your sources, or I won't listen to your blither
  16. From someone who worked for them: the imprint panels suck, because of the low t-nut density. Only 30-40 t-nuts per 4' x 8' panel, when other walls sport 50-60, and bouldering caves normally have 80-100 per 4x8 space
  17. Given good conditions, together head, right attitude, and good strength Karate Crack, Heart of the Country, George and Martha, Diedre.
  18. EWolfe

    i love...

    But the question remains. Because they are nice, do they also swallow
  19. Duuunnnggg!!!! Wrong Answer !
  20. Some friends from the UW Wall once drove from Seattle to Baja AND BACK listening to nothing but "Loc'ed After Dark". They had set up a waterpipe system that got a gurgle through the windshield wiper fluid holder The hose for the bowl and drawtube came through the glove compartment.
  21. Bye, Mom! I am going hiking ! I won't be home for dinner!
×
×
  • Create New...