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EWolfe

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  1. Bob says he wants his velcro gloves back, you defiler of barnyard animals.
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    something funny

    this only exposes one side of the issue, while this really lets you know what's happening on both sides.
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    something funny

    It's good to keep abreast of the issues.
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    something funny

    here's her piercing picture. Yowza, that's gotta hurt!
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    Cam placement

    The real lesson here is don't climb with Gollum on Vicodan.
  6. I am reading Sherman Exposed: What a wacko. My favorite line is in the "Surefire Excuses" section, and he's talking about tendinitis: "Your only hope with this excuse is to pick a really obscure body part upon which an injury will reflect an unheard of dedication to the sport. Nothing says 'heel-hooking Roof God' like tendinitis in the back of the knees." Know any other funny books on climbing?
  7. That's a great shot of the Winds, Darren
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    Funky Mellow

    You bein' so friendly and all, jes can't help meself.
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    Funky Mellow

    Just groovin onna mellow jams, Big Ballers.
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    Funky Mellow

    Grooves, Is: Maceo: Live On Planet Groove MC 900 Ft Jesus Steely Dan St. Germain Spearhead TimBuk3 Black-eyed Peas Beasties J5 Nappy Roots Poi Dog Pondering R.E.M. UP Graceland Moondance JJ Cale EnigmA Scofield, MMW who else?
  11. I was working on a longliner in AK, and we had just unloaded a 16-day catch of blackcod. I was climbing out of the slush-brine tank, dead tired, with full gloves on, hit the lip and popped from 12 feet. I remember looking back and seeing the circulation pipes (3") set a good 2" off the bottom of the hold, and my lower back was on a serious crash course to one of the metal supports that held the pipe. I couldn't change direction, so with every ounce of power I had, I twisted. I had about 3 seconds. The pipe hit me inches above the hip on my right side as I collapsed (hitting my head badly), and I relaxed, knowing it was my only hope. I had a bad bruise above my hip but was fine otherwise, but I will never forget the moment of relaxed impact.
  12. The reality is the partially-eaten, pebble encrusted power bar you find, digging in hunger.
  13. How rare has it been since you left?
  14. "I am getting the hormone treatments, but haven't gotten the operation yet."
  15. Don't forget to leave it real long on one side.
  16. Got him tha Chicas though.
  17. King Buzzo Airs One Out in The Peabodys:
  18. EWolfe

    Caption THIS!

    "The Time Warp, Your Honor?" "It's just a step to the left, and a shuffle to the right..."
  19. "No Rugs, No Drugs, No Plugs!"
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