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EWolfe

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  1. What can Brown do for me today? Keep it's streaks off my undies. Come early in the morning with nice texture.
  2. Maybe if you're lucky, she'll let you know YOU are #1 in her special way...
  3. Swedish bowline for me (bowline with a clove hitch) - I can think of several advantages over the figure-of-eight: 1. Easier to untie after loading 2. the tail is pointed towards you and out of the way for short clipping 3. Its an adjustable knot 4. When you untie, there is no additional knot to undo before pulling the rope (it sux getting "half" an 8 locked at the anchors) 5. There is no "wrong" way to do the Swedish bowline, unlike the fig 8 where the threading can get mucked. 6. It freaks the proctors at the REI pinnacle out
  4. EWolfe

    Religon

    Harp is good for what Ales you...
  5. Egads, Old Chap! That is an assault on the sensibilities!!!
  6. EWolfe

    Goin' Postal

    Yet another reason to have snaffles instead of dogs
  7. Check the latest climbing rags - first few pages of both... I have a digital camera, and will try to post the ad.
  8. I thought they were some Hare Krishna flags or something when I drove by them last week - really out of place, regardless of the intrinsic artistic value. If I was a neighbor, I would be PISSED!
  9. Been retired for a year and a half - no job, no headache!
  10. Somebody went ST. Helens...
  11. Occasionally, something wonderful arises (ahem) from some worthless crap. Thank you, Skisports, although I board.
  12. If ya really wanna fuck with folks, the Dave Foreman book is the shee-it
  13. Batman! Talk about the DREAM meeting in the hall! Yowza! The new ad is H.O.T.! Gimme that in the formal attire grabbin her leg any day of the week! WOW!
  14. Yeah, but the cowbells are a bitchkitty to clean after a fall on them-small price to pay for solid protection, but not advisable if one falls a lot and is also in a hurry...
  15. Yah, there's some good bouldering out by Sisters, I have heard, but the locals are pretty tight-lipped about it... The cave just SE of town is fun, but I don't know if it is closed for bouldering or not. There are some nice boulders with perfect landings on a golf course, but that's DEFINITELY closed to bouldering
  16. Also, the older you get and survive, the more tuned the experiences make you. Mastery, as it were. A healthy dose of good luck and strong will seems to be crucial to the mix as well.
  17. EWolfe

    Snaffle Huntin'

    Trask's Summer Job
  18. EWolfe

    I'D RATHER BE...

    I'd Rather Be Crushing Imperialism
  19. EWolfe

    Snaffle Huntin'

    Nothing like a little firepower strafing Snaffles to make you feel manly again, eh Trask?
  20. MGD inna can keeps ya goin' all the livelong day
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