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Yeah, it is pretty short - good point..

Snickers! Snickers and I were gettin' drunk in a bar outside Joshua Tree. He obviously had the hots for the bimbo servin' up the sauce, so he consulted Pope for a pick-em-up line. Observing her numerous piercings, I suggested, "Your ears, your nose, your tongue.....let's see, are we missing anything?" Of course, I suggested that at that point, he should direct his eyes toward her furry nether regions. And he did. It failed, but he impressed me with his audacity.

Excellent weekend at 11Worth, good weather, and spookily (?)few people for a Memorial day weekend . Purina crag on Sunday was awesome (Poison Ivy crack is getting **** in my book), and added some boulder problems to my Potts Guide on Monday (one V3-4 slab is killing me , I need another pad and a spotter). Looking forward to RockFest in two weeks!!

Poison Balance was rated 11d by the 1st. Recent atempts claim it to be a bit harder. You'll find a few other "misprints" of similar nature. How hard do you think it is? Haven't been up to the Gates yet, besides I've got too much poison in my system to have that kind of balance. Glad to see a friend on the back cover: Andreas on Das Muzak! The photos with the route lines are really nice... Well done Viktor!!

Let me know when your interest is piqued...

But Jackass The Movie really takes the cake... A funny side to hazing? I can just see the fraternal orgs: "How can we turn this bad publicity around? Mind you, just for the recruits."

Based on the natural progression of a comfort-over-truth-seeking society for one: we would never elect someone who told us we were depleting resources, dumbing our children, fattening the masses, ad nauseum... I guess it's not a lie if you brainwash yourself, hm?

trask should i post 1 of your odd 7000 or so negative posts? I find it odd that as I'm mellowing and becoming more desirable with age Ah, the delusional onset of fogeyhood...

trask should i post 1 of your odd 7000 or so negative posts?

Hey, Sport, that letter grade is the dif between 5.11 and 5.12 - no small thing, that...

End of story. Except if they aren't good enough they have to go back to being insurance salesmen, car dealers or actors to refine their steely gaze in the spewing of untruths. Big fucking news - next topic please!?!?

Just picked up my copy on Monday - they came out Saturday! Very nicely done! Looks like "Team Courage" sponsored production, since there are 7 pictures of them in the book... Already found a misprint: Poison Balance is rated .11d in the drawing topo, but .12a in the description - I am sure there are more. Pearly Gates looks awesome!!

Yeah, Boyee! Das right! You be frontin yo bling-bling on lead, and fo shizzy! Theyz yo new off-finghaz!!! Off to 11Worth ! Have a good long weekend, y'all!

Guess I had better put up so I don't appear a complete leech... Guinness Records Onion

HomeStarRunner aside, what are some good websites to peruse? I know you got 'em - now give it up! No Icy Hot Stuntaz, please...

I'd like to debate using opera, but the crossover to this format is a bitchkitty.

believe it or not ... if you are good enough the answer is a resounding YES. I have several customers worth 10's of millions of $$ who travel to many countries thoughtout the world .... all because of paintball That sounds plausible: I made MY $10Mil from paintball...

oh, definitely.... your kids future

I forgot to tell you trask, I got one, if only for 4 weeks, but the pay is swell. Then it's back to climbing. Got a nifty (permanent) job lead I'm working on, though. You got all those chainsaws, K, and the price is good for poached trees - hell, who needs employment? And if you get caught, you got that chipper to dispose of the body...

also, accidentally or not, parents, neighbors, schoolmates, and convenience store clerks.

Cool! I thought it was acceleration rates of a very slow car - definitely not Icy Hot Stuntaz...

Iain: What the hell is your autosig all about?

too bad there is no avatar equivalent...