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  1. ROCK ON! Thanks for the tip - mine will be available for pick-up Sept. 14th.
  2. WOW! Thanks for sharing the story! It is amazing the will we have to stay alive and what adrenaline will get us through.
  3. kitten

    Blow me

    Did you have a fight with the new woman? You seem awfully cranky for being on vacation. Enjoy the sunshine male whore
  4. Now that is grouping ALL women into the same class. AND I totally resemble that comment.
  5. Listen to you inner voice... Trust your intuition... your deep inner wisdom...for when the time is right, your heart will always tell you what you seek to know. Caroline Joy Adams I am thinking it is really late , the rum doesn't cease here , and this magnet on my mom's fridge makes sense . I tried to fit it all into my 'signature' - but it didn't fit. Jean W
  6. kitten

    FUCK ME

    You always NEED to have the last word. Sooooo smart and witttttttttieeee. We all know the truth - including God. Once again I am addicted and waisting my time.
  7. kitten

    FUCK ME

    It is a waste of time - but frikin' funny
  8. kitten

    FUCK ME

    I tell myself there is a reason in life for everything or everyone. Sometimes we are all wrong , Sometimes we are decieved , and "sometimes" is not a word I would refer in regards to you being wrong . Edited for sake of taking the higher purpose.
  9. kitten

    FUCK ME

    And you do???? "I know what I know, if you know what I mean" "What I am is what I am..." "People pointing, finger painting the world, leaving me the silhoutte of my life...and I'm filling in the negative space with positively everything.."
  10. That totally sucks. The only positive thing I can think of is - it didn't rain.
  11. kitten

    FUCK ME

    if you have not read the 'Elrctrc Koolaid Acid Test' you have no bloody idea what you are talking about And you do????
  12. That could me my excuse for next time.
  13. Not many???....hmmmmmmm... you may be right. But I think you could characterize yourself or someone else if you thought hard about it. The Tin Man without a heart The Lion without courage The Scarecrow without a heart Dorothy with her red shoes Toto the silly Dog Glenda the Good Witch of the North Wicked Witch of the East The Wizard of OZ who was a fake The Munchkins in the Emerald City (This all with the help of my Aunt and a little rum to keep me warm. )
  14. "the wonderful Wizard of OZZ." If you could portray youself as a character from this movie - which would you be?
  15. kitten

    FUCK ME

    This is a bit different / funny coming from someone who is always on, but doesn't know the difference of in between.
  16. kitten

    Sex Is Like...

    try to avoid the 'cream-filled'
  17. No thanks ~ I'll figure it out on my own. Have a toddler who loves the dirt. I like to get dirty, but a HOT shower afterwards is also great. I do not enjoy sleeping in the dirt - only playing in it Does this mean that I am sassy, snobish, or goodie tooshos?
  18. So ummmmmm what happens if you get married, THEN find out the partner is a dirtbag or dirtbag wanna-be
  19. kitten

    MARRIAGE

    a long hard alpine route. In the end the pain almost feels natural and even good.
  20. kitten

    deep thoughts

    I didn't say it or even imply it. But that could be the reason. It is stange how that is usually the first reason for men to be cranky and for women it is PMS.
  21. kitten

    deep thoughts

    You do seem a bit cranky today? Muffy if it isn't too late have the bowl of soup. If so - get the peanut M&M's in the vending machine. The salt will help you keep fluid on and maybe preserve some brain cells after your "drinking fest" tonight.
  22. The littl' one is celebrating her 4th Birthday! We will be at Grandma's eating cake and hotdogs. Then off to get away from family do a some camping.
  23. kitten

    How I Feel Today

    You gotta problem??? Maybe you have to work the holiday weekend? Maybe you haven't gotten out to enjoy the sunshine this week? Or maybe you are just PMSing? Personally I am looking forward to a weekend of camping with the 'sprout' and celebrating her 4th birthday. Cheer up - only Sixxxxxxx more hours until quittin' time.
  24. kitten

    Sex Is Like...

    Sex is like a spray addiction - you can never get enough
  25. kitten

    MARRIAGE

    So what does the wife think of all this?
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