Sphinx

Epic isn't waterproof.

Beck, when more than half the people your party is for are angry with how the party is proceeding, don't you think you might be doing something wrong? Just maybe? Think about it.

BBQ, serve with lemon juice, salt, pepper, French, uh, Freedom bread, and garlic.

You want to play with the big dogs, you got to get off the porch

You're right, I should have phrased it differently. I don't like how he's become a corporate logo. I just think that the price is ridiculous.

Shit, you figured me right out, Sherlock.

HEY what about me?

It's usually a combination of physical characteristics and PERSONALITY that turn me on. You forgot the 'all of the above'.

And that is something that we should try to eliminate. It's the only bad thing about this website.

Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers. Funny, as soon as I saw this post all I could think was how Sisu's potty mouth has gone down the shitter. In the past he would have said shit like: "what kind of s*&t is this?" Poor sisu, giving into peer pressure. Where's that conservative individualism, old boy? I'm on a public computer in a pornography class surrounded by 17-18 year old boys and girls. I have to be on my best behavior.

Lame!

How about suing the HIJACKERS? Is it just me, or is the legal system in this country fucked?

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long, black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse and behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't contain her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said "I am so sorry for your loss and I know now is a bad time to disturb you but I've never seen a funera like this. Whose funeral is it?" The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband." "What happened to him?" "My dog attacked and killed him. "Well who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant moment of silence passed between the two women. "May I borrow the dog?" "Get in line

I'll volunteer. I am impervious to ordinary spray.

Like Beckfest?

Yeah, yeah, but what boots?

I vehemently disagree. Shoes are essential for many hard alpine rock routes. Wait, what's your definition of 'boots'? I was thinking LS Eiger/K2 type boot. Do you mean light hiking boots? Or maybe high-top sticky rubber 'boots'? To each his own, but I still think that shoes are better than boots for rock.

So you aren't climbing hard, eh? 5.9 trad in Boots. Well I do take me shoes to Exit 38, but that doesn't count for us alpine climbers. What 5.9? I wanna see someone climb the Gendarme on Stuart in boots. If you do I'll buy you a beer.

So you aren't climbing hard, eh?

Hehe. Nice one, greg.