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Exactly!

The elusive Alpine Land Squid often keeps to itself, perferring to remain hidden in small caves and cracks. Occasionally, however, especially after a long cold winter, it emerges in pursuit of snaffles, Mounties, and slow, corpulent outdoors editors from local newspapers.

I'm willing to bet that if modern people met the goofballs who wrote these things and stuck them in a cave they'd be less likely to pay any attention to them. Who knows, maybe what you're reading are the fragments of some song lyrics from some ancient thrash metal band. Maybe "Dead Sea Cave" = "Dead Sea Trailer Park"

good weekend for me to have my foot be sore...

Wuv! Twoo Wuv!

Bears: Soon to be reclassified as eco-terrorists.

But all the windows at the flagship store are filled with mannequins in climbing gear!!! Are you saying REI isn't X-TREME!?! Are you saying my pleated Docker softshell pants aren't X-TREME!?! Hey, how much are those espresso makers anyway?

What? Actually playing Dodgeball is bad for the little sprog's self-esteem or something?

Dogs Eating Bicycles

Just googling... Most of the jobs from the Seattle Public School District all seem to be limited to displaced or unassigned teachers. You might try the Lake Washington School District, they seem to have more, but what do I know? http://www.lkwash.wednet.edu/lwsd/html/jobs/job_listings.asp

Nice Pics, dude! Way to get out there and try.

yeah, but then they'd have to listen to all those hippies when they got back. or they'd have to share....or both.

can we send all the drug-abusing rightwingnut radio personalities there as well? that seems just.

Guess he won't mind when Hillary starts checking to see how many calls are made from RNC headquarters to 1-900-GAY-PORN.

The Whiteness! The Whiteness! Nice to see she'll still be 'into' that 'mother' thing...

Yeah, I didn't see anything wrong with getting a blow job in the Oval Office either and then lying about it so your wife wouldn't whip your ass. Oh, but then he lied to that bunch of liars known as Congress so I guess that's different. Don't worry your pretty little head trying to figure it out there PP. Just go back to the kitchen and drink some more Kool Aid and we'll explain it to Wally and the Beav when they get back from their wholesome publically funded education.

Gee, JayB, nice way to rationally discuss a disturbing trend in national politics. Seems you're guilty of the one thing that you and your ilk blame liberals of: shrill, Reichian demagoguery. Next thing, you'll be advocating Constitutional amendments against such diversionary issues as, oh, flag-burning. But, hey, if you want to continue to view the current incarnation of the Republican party as the epitome of all that is right with America, then so be it. At least some of the members are starting to wake up from their 10 year long power-drunk nap and realizing, 'Hey, this isn't what we're all about'. Good thing I'm not a registered member in any of the so called parties. Ya'll make me ill.

It certainly is a non-profit world if you were hoping to cash in on your fire insurance policy.....

Fair enough. Besides, to use a Mac these days you'd probably have to shave your head and wear black and "euro style" eyeglasses (even if you don't need them).

spreadsheets....pff. another 'not invented here' product from the visionaries at GatesCo.

Proving, once again, you have too much free time and apparently all of it wasted paying attention to trivia.

Besides, when was the last time you looked at a Microsoft product and said "Holy shit, Batman, that's fucking cool". My guess would be 'never'.