"oh no. please don't spank me mommy. please, I promise to stop wetting the bed."
"you dirtty little boy, pull those briches down and bend over the couch."
"Please mommy no, not the wooden spoon mommy."
"Charlie, you are a discusting little boy. and your gonna get what you daserve."
Musta been ruff growin' up round your house meatwistle...