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A buddy of mine moves to Southern Cali.... He comes home for the weekend one time and brings this girl with him... needless to say, shes dumber than a stump.... We convince her that its legal to drink and drive in Oregon, cause we always drink beer when on woodland road trips... So he stays for another week, and she drives back to Cali early... on the way home she is drinkin' beer goin' down I-5, and gets pulled over and yells at the cop for givin' open container, DUII, Speeding, and no seat belt... she argues with him that it is legal in Oregon because we had told her so... Funkin' dumb ass anyway...
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You have to worry about hitting Antelope and Deer more than anything... Wyoming is the same way... liquore stores have drive through windows and in Pinedale there is a bar with one, you don't ever have to get out of your rige to get a cocktail...
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Ha Ha... its a deep and dark conspearacy... the snafflehounds are trying to wipe the earth of the human race by poisining our horsecock.. HA HA =
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Based souly on the people I think your right, but I wasn't refering to the community when I said science is a religion, I was refern to the diction... There is a huge difference...
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My point exsactly josh, read my post agian... all the way to the end this time....
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science is a religion, its just better documented than any other... that being said, every single veiwpoint on the planet has some truth to it.... seems kidda pointless to argue a veiwpoint to some one when they are unwilling to listen to it... most people speak but not hear what comes out...
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no sneezing, but my eyes water like mad...
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...From a married man, no doubt. I've taken the liberty Of growing narly weeds and grass all over my yard this year, so that wont be a problem... The last place I live at, had a yard that took a lot of work...
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I'm fond of the rip... but some times ya can't get em all... You know they make sisores just for that right???
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"Oh man, I can't go to smith this weekend I gotta do yard work..."
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"GOD" is such a huge consept that just about every one could relate something to it... the key here is that it is positive and hopefull... there is really nothing more to say...
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You mean they don't give you a plad card... Uh... and to think I this time gone by....
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Ha Ha My manager keeps tellin' me that, but I think its only because he knows I smoke... I never signed anything that stated that under company requirements... but he still threattens me with it anyways... stress sucks in the work place... everything else I can't complain about, but when I'm rush with ten million things to do and some asshole lays another project on my desk... ... don't they know they're interupting my spray...
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yah theres plentty, just gotta look fer it....
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"oh no. please don't spank me mommy. please, I promise to stop wetting the bed." "you dirtty little boy, pull those briches down and bend over the couch." "Please mommy no, not the wooden spoon mommy." "Charlie, you are a discusting little boy. and your gonna get what you daserve." Musta been ruff growin' up round your house meatwistle...
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Charlie your dick is so small a snaffle hound wouldn't know you were fuckin' it...
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Josh get da fuck out the battlecage if your gonna take this shit seriosly.... Charlie has no freinds doda doda; Charlie suck big fat ass doda doda day....
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I don't kare who ya are, you can suck my ass ya rat beatch...
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Speakin' of old.... Yo mamma so old, she took her drivers test on a dinasour... sucka
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I donno bout Josh, but I was in the bathroom infront of the mirror, hoody on and swayin' like a boxer before I posted... feelin' it
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Charlie;s a cryin A whinnin little beatch Hes clamin And flamin But hes no Damien Oridge-an-al Gangster is what he proclaimin Down to the dirt with this doods nerve This aint your territory you richious perv Step off our homgirl muffy before you get served Kant say much for JoshK but the DFA will punk slap ya, funkin nerd Erik drivina fullsize truck, shit mines just as much Cavy, he did this to himself now back the funk up before ya get the belt Now the snow is startinto melt You'll be slushin along by your god damn self Alpines got the goods Hes been round the woods Hes got the skills And he'll run that chain saw right through your gills I've said it once So I'll say twice Step the funk off before ya feel my dice
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His arm had to be broken right at the point of impact... so when he cutt his arm "below the elbow", it had to be in the broken spot... I'm guessin' that the bone was already protruding.... not to mention, if the rescuers had found him, his arm would have been so fucked up that they would have amputated it anyway...
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way to go cathlics!!!
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Is it beer thirty yet? I'm out the back door.... late.................