Fejas

I'm gonna set up camp at the base of backyard boulder, send a keg of budwiser with twenty of my closest palls, then the bachular of honnor is goona lead on our speed acent of the quad boobies, and then top out with pink in our face... dance tribal style around a huge bon fire, all the wile we will be casting anchant drunkin mumbles, and fallin into the lake... I would love to post a TR and pics, but all incriminating evidence will be destroyed as soon as the hang over wears off, bout 5pm sunday...

Crazzy dood... They rolled through the valley bout 3am... was sleepin with the window open and BOOM!!! scared the living shit out of me... flew out of bed and was ready to cap some one in 1.32 seconds... the wife call me back and I was cool...

And here this hole time I thought Dru was the only one that wore tights... nice pic mastergaper...

Its really a hiking trail, but much of a single track, go over the pass through detriot, where 20 intersects with 22, go right, down 22 untill 126 head twardrs eugene fish lake is the first lake off the hyway... check some maps, @ carmen resivoir I go to the water, follow the road around, and hed down at the dam, but I don't think this is the designed route... it will take you down through the old river valley, wich is stellar... There is some great climbing here(trad)... the only canyon walls on the hole water way are in this stretch... the bed is dry do to the river being pumped throught the mountain... where the river pops out is a must see a deep clear pool surounded by rock walls, very cool...

If your so Jiberific, how come youst got noffin of any substince to contribute to our jib conversation over in the freshhizzies tread... huh?

So my boss send one of our salesmen to Las Vegas for the weekend cause he sold the most invantory. He takes his wife and they do some gambling; as they're at the crapps table he looks over and there are to gorious women standing there. he turn to his wife and says honey those two women a prostitutes; she say no they can't be. so he goes over and ask them they say yes they are so he asks how much do you charge? the women say that they charge 150 each... 150 dollars he says and walks away... later his wife and him are in the elavatiorand one of the prostitutes get on... she looks over and say see what $50 buys you...

ah brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, can a guy get a little upset once in a wile, brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

whats this crap about not bein able to stick them in the sno? have ya ever tryed ta stick the in the sno? it works just fine.... Josh, your such a tight ass that I bet you shit little goat turds...

Fuck it... go for the 960kbs bandwidth, and the 100gb data transfer...

The way I understand this is.... You can transfer as much data, information, webpages, blablabla; but you are restricted to the speed that it travels across the web... If its a small personal site use for entertainment(fun for you), then get something with a higher band width, so people that are checkin your site wont be like; "uh what the hell is takin so long, uh fuck this i'm outa here..."

You can actually lay back on your tails, liftin the sticks off the ground passed the bindings... ridin like this is a blast, it allows ya to pop em cause they are so flexable... its perfect for popin 180s, or even 360s on just the slop, and no jump... I personaly haven't mastered the 360 but the 180 is great cause ya just ripp down the slope switch... HAARHAARHAAR

AAAAHHHH.... thats to bad, I was hoping to hear about another PC crash, do to illiterite comp people fuckin' with shite thay have no buisness fuckin' with...

"Who laid the Thunder Egg?" Well of course it was the thunder bird, silly!

Sure will... rails on skis or on a board, its all just about focusing on the rail, and staring at the kick down point... as soon as your atention adverts from the rail your feet follow your eyes... trust me on this one i've had plenty of broken ribs to prove it; same go for flat spins too, if ya get horizontal, spin, and can't get your focus on the landing you're gonna eat the gound with you back, or even worse your head... this very reason is why I had to lay off of the parks for the last half of the season... bad bad concusion...

Fuck that dood... one of the most visious creature in the wild, they've been know to attack grizzly bears in the alaskan wilderness... i should tell the story about the wolverine and the food bucket and the Alberta skiiers who sat on the food bucket with the wolverine inside up at Waddington "wow this big weasel won't even leave when we hit it with the ski pole! I know lets drop this plastic bucket on it!" the stuff about wolverine fighting grizzly bear is a big myth perpetrated by Hollywood nature "documentary" just like the one where they pushed the lemmings off a cliff. lemming in fact the wolverine is a cowardly creature in that it will almost never fight; according to some old trappers of my acquaintance it won't even fight when its in the leg hold trap and the trapper is coming to kill it with the axe. so its a good thing there aint no big market for wolverine fur these days incidentally i saw a mother wolverine denning not far from Coquihalla Highway last yr, about all of 500m from the Needle Peak ski trail. Oh no, man they are ferocious... I saw one take a guys leg right off, just ran out of the bush and latched on... the fucker was snarlen and terin at this poor gapers leg like it was hot pink on an icy cold day...

Tanner kicks ass.... the kids these days are goin huge; Tanner might have his work cut out for him with Pep sherdin better and better... Pep almost beat him in the X games this year, it was close...

Sweet ass, I'm there... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha... When we decide to make a trip of it I'll buzz ya... later in the summer might have to be a morning trip eh?

Slope style = jibin' to jib is to do tricks on the slope, and off of obsticals strait or switch, in a terain park usually... The pocket rocket is a model of ski made by Salomen... and twin tips is as it sounds; instead of having one curved tip there are two on each ski front and rear, like a snoboard, or a skateboard...

never been on the trail, whats the terain like?

Fuck that dood... one of the most visious creature in the wild, they've been know to attack grizzly bears in the alaskan wilderness...

great suff Thinker.... CC, you should wet the ground under the tree to pick up some traks, and then identify them...

Yeah, the pocket is a popular ski and people use it in places its no really designed for... I think that people are unhappy with it for that reason, its great off in the steep deep... K2 enamies are fantastic as an alaround... I demoed some K2s last year...

I love weekends that just make ya smile for days and day afterwards... can't say that mine was perfact but i did accomplish a butt load....

I don't know what any of you asses are talkin' bout... the pocket rocket is a big mountain back contry sled, the things are fatty... the 1080 is the park ski for Jibbin'... Personaly I like the Rossie's... Scratch FS and BC the BC is the fatty for big mountain, and the FS is the Jiber in the park... The K2 enimy is a great all mountain ski as well as the atomic stomp... if your lookin for the park get a park designed ski(scratch fs or 1080), the bindings will be place in the center of the ski creating exelent balance... you'll be able to land big tricks and better... If I where to have one set of skis that were twins, it would be the K2 or atomic... other than that I loved the FS in the park, over all the rest... check out line as well they have develope a park style twin that is supose to rock, although I have no tested this particular stick... I have tested the rest of them and If ya use them in the designed location of the mountain, all are great skis...