Fejas

I got his mug shot from the police department...

all I can say is when Timmay took to the slope, the crowd was cheering HORSECOCK HORSECOCK HORSECOCK... Childeren would point and say "mommy look at the crazy man with the beef stick on his head"... Eric then proseeded to beat other crosscountry skiers with the enormus horsecock on his way by... Riders were dumb struck by the giant horsecock riding between sketches legs, emediatly falling from the bikes... Tex called it good cause the snaffles ran rampid during the run leg, and some how beck made it out safely... After stoping and the doc of some doods house for an icey cold miror pond ale, I had to finnish the river goin backwards in the canoe, then drug my fat ass across the finsh line and danced like rocky with my hoody up...

the pole is always along for the ride, but there really isn't any fish in sparks lake, lots of snaffles though, i think i even saw this crazy canadian guy chasing them around with his sausage hangin out. odd. I didn't think dru was in oregon that weekend... shows ya what I know...

"How is American beer like sex in a canoe?" How?

maybe that is what a turkey monster is? TM=SH

Pantera - Driven

I got porn pop up from that link... But the reading was pretty funny....

NICE FUCKIN POP UPS YOU ASS!!!

go for what ever color your partner uses for drinking, and put the no oder packets in there after pissing... the green bottles works for this cause ya can't see the piss color...

awsome dood... any action on top of the lake? you need to start takin a fishin pole when ya hit those lake....

it can be fun... like a tresure hunt... well it is a tresure hunt... I ran into some people searching for one of these late in 01' and I resurched it, almost got into it... still might... I wonder if there are any restrictions on difeculty, like, uh, put one up by the summit of the north sister... that would make it a little more interesting...

I think that cams can be placed faster... But I would prefer to use nut/stoppers, or the tricams; just because thats whats in my rack, I still haven't added any cams to it.... it seems that you can always find a place for micros... I have used cams and if they are tight they don't wory me, but ive placed some that im glad i didnt fall on, i can honestly say that this has not happened on nuts... Ive fallen on nuts and have never had one pull...

Fuck.... I'm still strung out... bachular parties suck....

HA HA... TWEEKER takes political stand... HA HA SORRY EX-TWEEKER...

BRRRRRRRRR..... Ilike to wallow in shit..... BRRRRRRRRR.....

from your pic of the SS it looks like the sno is really startin to melt up there...

Jib fest 2003? why do you ask?

ones... bringin back the golf...

I stoped doin anything productive bout a hour ago...

we all ready have had three, last nights was medioker, but the one before that was kick ass...

depends on what you call rare... bout 5-6 a year in the euegne area...

Totally... I love the smell of a tunderstorm... spent quite a few summers in the rockies, and the shows there are truely amazing... I once counted 78 strikes to the same granite spire in the Tetons, from the jackson side... the funkin rock seemed to glow red hot afterwards...

I'm gonna set up camp at the base of backyard boulder, send a keg of budwiser with twenty of my closest palls, then the bachular of honnor is goona lead on our speed acent of the quad boobies, and then top out with pink in our face... dance tribal style around a huge bon fire, all the wile we will be casting anchant drunkin mumbles, and fallin into the lake... I would love to post a TR and pics, but all incriminating evidence will be destroyed as soon as the hang over wears off, bout 5pm sunday...

Crazzy dood... They rolled through the valley bout 3am... was sleepin with the window open and BOOM!!! scared the living shit out of me... flew out of bed and was ready to cap some one in 1.32 seconds... the wife call me back and I was cool...

And here this hole time I thought Dru was the only one that wore tights... nice pic mastergaper...