lummox

who cares if they are fake or not. better than porn on the internet.

i think its blinking cuz it is still in change mode. try pushing the set button again. otherwise i dont know shit.

duct tape.

just a wee bump of sweet and im ripping for hours.

hummers are my favorite. dont know bout the vehicles though.

i had that kina shit happen with em. i figured out that the screw that tightens the heel bail had loosened a bit. its all lock-tited and shit now.

gravity seems pretty dam high right over my bed. i succumb to it almost every night.

You're a moron. Some of us buy expensive shit because it makes us feel good, or we like the performance, or the rush, or any number of reasons. Don't drop that 'penis size' shit on me, sista...go buy some more patchouli oil. itty bitty? actually it aint dick size but other shit by which you are judged by your tribe. fukin chimps do the same shit.

but my prana pants look so bitchin.

i wear boreal or la sportiva. the best imho. and i am worth it.

how many times ya gotta climb in a year to be a 'fanatic'?

i really like soup too. but getting an std from chowder is like unheard of.

yeah. i do. three at a time.

I CANT FIND AN EMPTY CAMPSITE!

a makes a poor anchor when shock loaded.

distel32. you can kiss that recommendation from your house representative to the naval academy goodbye.

fyi: 15 pesos is about $1.50.

more ski lifts! Link to vaguely pornograpic image, maybe NSFW.

next thing ya know youll want to start wall climbing.

ah ya hellz yeah. You know this boogie is for real I used to put my faith in worship But then my chance to get to Heaven slipped I used to worry about the future But then I threw my caution to the wind I had no reason to be care free No no no, until I took a trip to the other side of town Yeah yeah yeah, you know I heard that boogie rhythm Hey - I had no choice but to get down down down down Dance, nothing left for me to do but dance Off these bad times I'm going through just dance Got canned heat in my heals tonight, baby I feel the thunder, see the lightning I know this anger's heaven sent So I've got to hang out all my hang-ups Because of the boogie I feel so hell bent, hey hey It's just an instant gut reaction, that I got I know I never ever felt like this before I don't know what to do But then that's nothing new Stuck between hell and high water I need a cure to make it through Hey dancing nothing left for me to do but dance Off these bad times I'm going through just dance Hey got canned heat in my heals tonight baby You know know know I'm gonna dance yeah Off the nasty things that people say Dance yeah but I'm gonna make it anyway Dance yeah got canned heat up my heels tonight baby You know I've got canned heat up my heels You know this boogie is for real Only the wind can blow the answer And she cries to me when I'm asleep She says you know that you can go much faster I know that peoples' talk can be so cheap I got this voodoo child inveined on me I'm gonna use my power to ascend You know I got these running heels to use Sometimes there's no way I lose I was born to run and built to last You've never seen my feet cause they move so fast Dance yeah, hey nothing left for me to do but dance Off these bad times I'm going through just dance, hey Got canned heat in my heals tonight baby Hey I've got to dance yeah Off the nasty things that people say Dance yeah, but I'm gonna make it anyway Dance yeah, got canned heat up my heels tonight baby You know this boogie is for real, got So much canned heat in my heels yeah Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues away tonight You know I'm gonna dance my blues away You know this boogie is for real, got So much canned heat in my heels yeah Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues away tonight Dance, come on got canned heat in my heels tonight Oh oh oh oh, canned heat in my heels tonight Oh oh oh oh, canned heat in my heels tonight baby Got so much Dance Hey DJ let the music play Let the music play I'm gonna let this party live I wanna let this party live Hey DJ throw my cares away Let the music play I'm gonna live this party live Hey DJ let the music play I'm gonna let this party live Hey DJ throw my cares away I'm gonna let this party live Canned heat in my heels tonight You know, you know this boogie is for real Got so much canned heat in my heels Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues away tonight Whooooo You know, you know this boogie this boogie is for real Got so much canned heat canned heat in my heels You know I'm gonna dance my blues away tonight

dude. like i know where the outdoor industry association gets its numbers. i have met a handful of people this past year though who said they were climbers but dint even own shoes or harness. wtf?

anything with kungfu. i preciate the 'once upon a time in china' series.

from the LA Times: 'Over the last five years, the number of Americans scaling cliff walls and slopes has increased 60% to 16.7 million, according to the Outdoor Industry Assn.' no wonder i cant find an empty campsite.

you are not a trad climber until you are a spaz with a computer mouse.