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from the LA Times: 'Over the last five years, the number of Americans scaling cliff walls and slopes has increased 60% to 16.7 million, according to the Outdoor Industry Assn.' no wonder i cant find an empty campsite.

you are not a trad climber until you are a spaz with a computer mouse.

looks like a freaking pollack.

consider that as of Friday, Nov. 7, 388 U.S. service members have died since the beginning of military operations in Iraq, according to the Department of Defense.

"Aim towards the Enemy." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." -US Marine Corps "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - USAF Troop "If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." -Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." -US Air Force Manual "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." -Infantry Journal "Tracers work both ways." -US Army Ordnance "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." -Infantry Journal "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." -Col. David Hackworth "If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." -Infantry Journal "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." -Joe Gay "Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." -Anon "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." -Unknown Marine Corps Recruit "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." -Your Buddies "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -USAF Ammo Troop

all i can say is that chalk is like the anti-lubricant. be careful with your equipment.

try a light massage or three. ibuprofen. lots of water. heel hook no good fo you girly. yoga. warm up long time before going hard.

durex. wait. what advice did you need?

there is no 'i' in team. but there are three in multiple personalities.

hayseed dixie live recording

citizen: independent thought is not welcome in this collective. actually some of my favorite places to climb are as such because of their vibe. seriously.

WELL I CANT BAN YOU SO TRASH ME IF YOU WANT!! I COULD CARE LESS!! dude. this is like the rare occasion when you havent chafed me. all scool by me. especially your comment on learning fromthe internet (tho i have picked up some pointers on freakysex with chihuahuas while online ).

i refrain from commenting further since it would get me banned again.

bunglehead are suck. i need help 24/7/365 and since miss cleo was taken out by the fbi i been fukin on the freak. madam opal be live. fool.

blow a seal?

one. i strap both feet to it and fukin shred dood.

no card for this one buddy... earings for x_mas thanks sista.

dont even think about chewing gum in public either.

light weight lifting emphasizing range of motion will help a lot --as long as it is pain free. get a good book. a horny boyfriend. volunteer at the local library. theres more to life than climbing. or so i have been told. good luck

sure. but there is little value in perpetuating rumor or examining rhetorical situations.

yo my madam opal. your advice was like sticky rice: i kept finding grains of truth in wierd places. i am chasing ONE chica hard and she is chasing back. my question: is jewelery (earrings in this case) a wise gift to give on an early date or should i wait for holiday occasion?

not. it is was and will forever be lame to make gross simplifications about what may or may not be safe in a given situation.

ice ice baby.

straight tripping: transexuals give great head.