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lummox

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  1. ya know it is unkewl to put up that link shit without any headsup as to what it will lead to. knock it the fuk off.
  2. we bought unfiltered cigarettes from the vending machines at gas stations and chain smoked them before school and no one gave a shit. we got drunks to buy us malt liquor after school and got staggered in the public parks and didnt get an amberalert called out when were late coming home. we put rocks on the railroad tracks but never managed to derail one. it was no problem to buy spraypaint cans.
  3. hmmm. blame is like a wiffle ball: easy to throw hard to aim and capable of stinging when it hits you.
  4. materialism is another cancer of the patriarchal society.
  5. life is full of dilemmas. fukin deal wit it.
  6. my carharts fit right over the top of the boot.
  7. blue. no yellow. AAAHHHHH!
  8. they are pretty cheap to buy if you cant borrow one. even less at a used tool store.
  9. supersize this: mickey-d founders wife died. in her will she has given away a lot of money. so f-in buy a cheezeburger and feel no guilt yall. from the latimes: "Now word that Mrs. Kroc has given $1.5 billion to the Salvation Army for 30 massive community centers across the country. That's one-and-a-half-billion dollars, as in billions of burgers sold. That's more money even than annoying lottery winners get in those poster-sized checks. Were we really paying that much more than those cheap McD burgers actually cost? One-thousand-five-hundred-million dollars. Checkbooks can't hold that many zeroes. It's hard to picture 1.5 billion anythings, let alone imagine it as money. And then giving it away. Enough to buy a mountain range of Happy Meals, hold the cynicism. One-point-five billion is one dollar for every human in China plus about seven Canadas and one Chicago. Laid end to end, 1.5 billion dollar bills would wrap around the Earth five times, with 17,000 miles of money left over. Except some bills might be gone by the time you came back around the equator."
  10. timmy!
  11. fyi: take the f-in cable modem to the return place and tell me you want off the system. they will offer you 6 months at 29.99.
  12. no. untrue. not an exponential increase. impact force goes up a couple kilonewtons from the data i have seen.
  13. i have got quango tunes playing on the computer radio today. the chill set. i b chillin.
  14. ice is nice.
  15. 'black bart' is the nickname of captain bart miller who is world famous among sportfishermen. and you aint him. bitch.
  16. its about man using tools. then tools using man. then back again. or sumpin. the big black block thing represents a bigass shift in thinking whenever it appears. or sumpin. i like the monkey gangfight scenes.
  17. get your o face on.
  18. say it aint so joe. is it the fresh scent?
  19. after heavy use in wet conditions the dry treatment is blown anyway. nondry ropes work fine for sportclimbing anyway so it will be great for you.
  20. lummox

    Yo Mama So Fat

    bootyliciousness. and plenty of booty.
  21. ice climbing is neither.
  22. bohica
  23. saut saut whatever. if they had a skateboard in one hand then i would be impressed.
  24. let yer freak flag fly.
  25. sweet granite too?
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