Just to set the record straight:
1. Scott Hopkins and I did the guide.
2. I worked as a volunteer for THE REAL Patch Adams in WV
for a year (The New was 45 minutes away, nuf said)
3. I don't give a shit if people dry-tool, tape routes,
grease the holds, or bolt the damn thing - it's been too
long and there are too many other things.
4. I am not, and have never been "Sexual Chocolate", I am
a clown on occasion, hence the "Fool", get it?
5. There is a good chance a limited second edition will
come out (and possibly a not-by-my-hand buildering
guide) in the next year. But it's all contrived nonsense
that started out as a JOKE!! No NATURAL LINES, but some
real badasses did some stuff, so our egos soared.
6. I will do what I can to make it available online
7. There is a copy of the guide in the reference library at
UW (gee, anyone got a digital camera?)
8. Whoever has my original: Coach regrets not kicking your
ass when he asked you for it back, saying he would
return it to me, and YOU REFUSED.
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