PullinFool

Go watch the Monty Python skit - it is much more entertaining than this drivel

RAT'S ASSES DECLARED VIABLE UNIT OF EXCHANGE Ever had someone tell you they could give a rat's ass? Looks like you'll soon be able to hold them to it, if the Federal Reserve gets its way. Longtime Fed chairman Alan Greenspan announced yesterday a plan for recognizing rat's asses as a new form of legal currency. "It just makes good fiscal sense," said Greenspan. "We've got a lot of rats, and they've all got asses. People have wanted this for a long time." "Sure, they're small," said Vinnie Bastille, a street corner punk in Brooklyn. "But this way you can keep a load of them in your pocket without it weighing down your pants. I'm going to have mine on a thin gold chain. Tell me that ain't cool." The U.S. Mint has already devised plans for the new currency, which will be available in zinc, bronze, and collector silver. "We've got designs for a collector series ready to go," said a Mint spokesperson. "With faces of great, great men imprinted right on the rat ass. First up, Richard Nixon. And, when he dies, George, Sr., would be a natural for a rat's ass coin." Some have expressed reservations over the new plan. "Most of the rat's are in poor areas," pointed out Donald Trump. "What's to keep the poverty stricken from ripping the ass right out of a rat and passing that off as real currency?" PETA has also denounced the plan, saying, "Rats need asses. You can't just replace a lost rat ass. Believe us, we know." Despite scattered opposition, it looks like the new currency will be approved and be widely available by the beginning of the year. "Their tender, legal tender," said President Bush. "They're real, real tender." "Rat's asses are coming," said Greenspan. "Believe me when I tell you, it won't be long until everyone who could give a rat's ass, will give a rat's ass."

For a guy following orders, one could do a LOT worse...

Cool as a cucumber under press fire this morning! He really did a good job at presenting himself as something other than the warmongering military leader! Stormin' Norman Schwartzkopf he ain't! He could teach Shrubby a thing or two about tact and caution...

What is a woman supposed to watch besides her Q's? Herpes!

Damn it, I can't figure this pagetop thing out...

Yes, indeed, a long and slow process. It feels like we are getting started with the hybrid vehicles, and Shell (the oil company) now makes the best commercial solar panels on the market, according to some. So it seems like the oil lockdown is dissipating somewhat...

How do you propose to deal with the distribution of goods, air travel, heating, lawnmowing, etc? Not to mention OUR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO BURN RUBBER!!!

And since WHEN has the federal government been concerned about cost-effectiveness?????

"Specially modified third arm..." So THAT is what that swedish pump is for!

I saw a humorous sign today that said "What's OUR OIL doing under THEIR sand?"

Hey, it's the dino Bobbsey Twins again! "MY Dino is better!" "No, MY Dino is better!" Ad Nauseum...

Plus, the administration just got shut down on further Alaska oil (it seems Prudhoe is running dry), so that CAN"T help...

I just recently heard that Russia and France have a "deal" with Saddam giving them exploration rights to oil - if this is so, no wonder we are not getting their support. A regime change means no deal! I really get bugged about the "good .vs evil" thing, cuz if "they" are evil, than that makes what we do "good" ?

The only hole around here is your big fat piehole. ...and the hole in your sqirrel...

First strike on Baghdad - a military bunker. $50 Million for a 2 minute strike! Yikes! Sure didn't waste any time getting started!

you are suck

There's-so-many-of-us-there's-so-many-of-us-there's-so-many-of-us-there's-so-many-of-us-there's-so-many-of-us-there's-so-many-of-us-there's-so-many-of-us-there's-so-many-of-us-there's-so-many-of-us-there's-so-many-of-us! LET'S HAVE A WAR! So we all can die! LET'S HAVE A WAR! We could all use the bread! LET'S HAVE A WAR! We need the space! LET'S HAVE A WAR! Clean out this place! We've already started in our city, Cambodia! (There's-so-many-of-us...) LET'S HAVE A WAR! Jack up the Dow Jones! LET'S HAVE A WAR! We can start in New Jersey! LET'S HAVE A WAR! Blame it on the Middle Class! LET'S HAVE A WAR! We're like rats in a cage! We've already started in our city, Cambodia! (There's-so-many-of-us...) LET'S HAVE A WAR! Sell the rights to the network! LET'S HAVE A WAR! And we'll both get fat like last time! LET'S HAVE A WAR! Give guns to the queers! LETS HAVE A WAR! The enemy is within! We've already started in our city, Cambodia! (There's-so-many-of-us...)

And I wanna spray on you spelling Mikey's name wrong!

Then there's the "brownpoint" when you grab the draws, put your finger through the hanger, step on hangers, grab the rope and all that shit.... The "yellowpoint"? When you are so fucking scared, you piss yourself.

69 X 69

Thanks for the input, there, tourette boy!

dfa is changing as dfa is that while dfa is considered a "new concept" for primary insurers dfa is a process for analyzing the financial condition of an insurance entity dfa is encouraged to attach a list of accomplishments to the self dfa is a consistently strong performer who fulfills all aspects of the job and often goes beyond the job dfa is the safe way to train dfa is committed to protecting the rights of all its website visitors dfa is to reduce the suffering of food animals though our investigations dfa is here to improve the quality of life for adf families by providing a recognised forum for your views dfa is much more than "just another address database tool" dfa is that it has a very handy tool bar across the top of its window dfa is a powerful and flexible tool to look at the contents of adabas files dfa is a powerful dfa is displayed on the screen dfa is changing as a result of the aasis implementation dfa is a set of states of the nfa dfa is the "general" dfa is a blend of different types of cellulosic fiber groups dfa is its use in cementing operations dfa is the powerset of the set of states dfa is "more important than almost anything else going on in music right now dfa is the definite address database utility dfa is the definitive address database tool dfa is a challenging research problem in grammatical inference dfa is relevant to both disabled and non dfa is huge dfa is not great dfa is fatser dfa is the set of dfa is at the same time an nfa dfa is the same as dfa is trivial there will always exist a dfa for any set of strings acceptable by any nfa dfa is dfa is as follows dfa is possible dfa is addressing this by opening to the public as early as 6 am to give out passport application forms dfa is optimal for dfa is said to be dfa is a set of states connected by labeled transitions dfa is halted dfa is truly a musician’s band dfa is a particularly arcane process dfa is said to accept an input string dfa is that dalhousie faculty should be paid salaries that are competitive with those paid to faculty at universities on an agreed dfa is to advance teaching dfa is also an nfa dfa is a nfa dfa is the acclaimed live digipack release dfa is not always trivial dfa is used extensively for binding periodicals and monographs for research libraries around the world dfa is a forum for faculty deliberation dfa is a set of states in the corresponding nfa dfa is sufficiently less sensitive dfa is also an established dfa is available as part of physiotoolkit under the gpl dfa is quite broad dfa is a building block of many complex dfa's dfa is sensitive to outliers and assumes multivariate normality dfa is implementing the program correctly dfa is a non profit organization with voluntary membership dfa is the set of all states the nfa can be in without reading any input dfa is an dfa is an all dfa is a diesel fuel additive package intended for use as a bottled all season aftermarket product in #2 diesel fuel dfa is also described by a dfa is simply a single dfa is coordinating with another state agency dfa is the expression dfa is a dfa with zero or more * transitions dfa is in 1995 voortgekomen uit zorgverzekeraar groene land verzekeringen dfa is an independent organization which makes no use of academic senate resources dfa is crippled and incapable of meeting the challenge of backing the president's policy on terrorism because it has a leadership vacuum dfa is a quintuple dfa is offering dfm sm as a next dfa is not an academic discipline per se dfa is still under development

Spider monkey: climb like hell and masturbate like, um...well, you know...