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Depends if he's anorexic or not.

Careful there, Mr. "Buck Nekkid".

I don't fight people who live in retirement homes. Sorry.

Whatever, old man!

suck ass pack.

how am i gonna model my new prana top for you?? Such an ingrateful bitch you are! If I DO go to Smith, I'll make sure not to forget the blindfold.

I'm not sure yet, but I do know I'll make sure to stay away from Smith and Squish.

Honestly, I have no need whatsoever to see Rudy in a Prana top and short shorts.

Fleblebleb and I did it on Sunday. 9 hours round trip, we started from the TH at 6:30. Make sure you go up the gullies behind the outhouse rather than following the summer trail.

CALL THE WHAAAAMBULANCE!!! That's the same forecast they've given for the past two weekends, and I had lots of fun on both.

RuMR, you jaded old fart, I guess you'll never understand.

Spare comes from within!

Smith will be a fuckin' MADHOUSE. Ugh. Give me the T-storms, rain, slogging, whiteouts, etc, etc. Sport climbing is, like, so, DFA.

Yes Ma'am.

CH!

NO SHIT.

I thought you were 'core! My God, man, it's not even June!

"Spare change?" Is not a question. If they mean "Do you have any change you could spare me?" then the above is not a lie. If they mean "Do you have spare change on your person?" then the above is indeed a lie, but then all you have to say is "yes". I prefer to scowl and push by.

Nelson decided to try dry tooling, with rock shoes on his feet and leashless ice tools in his hands. He had modified one tool for the crux by bolting a Pecker micro-piton to the pick. Using these tools, Nelson, who has redpointed 5.13+ and M12, was able to “free climb” the pitch on his fourth attempt. .. I doubt this is going to catch on I'm going to bolt a set of nuts to each of my tools. And a few cams. Then I'll be able to climb 5.9s at Index! And it'll be free!

But how do we know that in the past fifteen years there hasn't been a case of twins cutting?

Rough morning, Greg?

Being an engineer does not make you smart. Here's an example of a stupid engineer.