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Ve are all fucked. Oh, well, FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

I'm not afraid, just disdainful. 4lyfe!!!!! Forget politics, I just want to go skiing.

John Fing

Outright laws, eh? Actually, I don't like the animosity that politics stirs up between people. I think it's time for a group hug.

That's the Al Franken Book. But I'm sure you knew that already. Oops, my bad. Misremembered. But Moore's on the same level with "Dude, where's my country?" and the like.

I agree that Bush is lacking oratory skills, but that doesn't make him stupid. Though I'll happily agree that politics (and the world) are fucked up.

You like sleazeballs? There's pragmatism and then there's Clintonism. The guy's a creep.

Moore's writing makes him come off as a retard. Look at the above link. "wackoattacko"? WTF? And that moronic book title: "Lies and the lying liars who lied about lying to liars". How can you take this guy seriously? When he comes up with an intelligent writing style I'll listen to his arguments.

I don't like Kerry and I'm liking Bush less and less. We're fucked. Apocalypse NOW! Buy a gun today!

I thought that Bush is the only moron in this race?

I'm taking my chalk bag and batteries....

Icegirls FEDs apparently capitulate if you scratch their bellies...

The M.D. of a small company has two employees; Jack and Jill. Just recently the company has been doing badly so the M.D. decides that one of them must go. Arriving at his office on Monday, the first person he sees is Jill. He asks Jill to step into his office and with a heavy heart explains his dilemma. "Look Jill, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." Jill replies, "You'll have to jack off then, 'cause I've got a headache."

A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. The local drunk saw this and asked, "Say there, whatcha doin' with that pig?" "That's not a pig, stupid!" she said coldly. ""That's a duck." "I know," replied the drunk. "I was talking to the duck."

Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? They went on stroke.

This guys walks into a bar. "Ouch"

I dunno icegrrrrrrl, my cat is loving, friendly, actually has a unique character, and is an introvert like myself. Dogs require too much attention, they have no will of their own; they're clingy. Cats are cooler, they have an attitude.

Whatever. Cats make great pets.

Cats rule.

I do what I can.... Let's see some more. I've seen your homepage, I KNOW you've got em!

Laura, to be like Distel, you gotta put ALL this pics in ONE post. BTW, do you have a thing for boxers?