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I see people get bent out of shape over nothing at all every day. Right here.

Bring the whaaaaamubulance!

Yeah, and conversely, I hate when lefties who are ostensibly on my side compare Bush to Hitler. Ridiculous hyperbole just makes your argument completely dismissable. Liberals are allowed to think this?

I got that exact same email. Should I take him up on it?

I know.

Then they must suck. That's a peeve of mine from now on.

Isn't a 'photog' a photographer?

Yes, Martlet.

It's ironic that you need to buy a shotgun first. But for shooting stuff beyond 100 yards you need a rifle. And for shooting stuff below 100 yards you need a pistol. So why do you need the shotgun?

Cotton thread is weak and rots. Just use seam sealer. And high quality polyester thread.

Josh, quit being so abrasive. You're almost worse than Martlet. Are finals getting to you?

I'm working on my down-dynos.

Actually, Marylou, RPGs are very effective anti-tank weapons. VERY effective, even though armor that defeats them is being developed. It'll take an M1 Abrahms to survive a good RPG attack.

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It's been accessible for several months.

I stay away from places and situations where I might feel the need to carry a weapon. It works for me. What happened to the spray?

I'm not a asshat for no reason, bizzatch! Hey Justin, shouldn't you go to bed if you're gonna climb such a big, gnarly mountain tomorrow? Gotta keep up with the posthole machine...

I'll start right away!

Football....team...?

Dave, you really crack me up sometimes. Your humor is of a special brand.

Well, you're pretty fucking tough, but you said you carry your gun along when you go trout fishing to ward off all the cougars waiting alongside the trail to kill you for your trout. Which strikes me as unlikely, and more than a bit paranoid.

Duuuude, it's the killer snaffles. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! What about the story about the guy who killed a bear with his pocketknife? That was pretty cool.