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My cat doesn't have a litter box.

You'll be getting great gas mileage with that little truck, Scott!

Catz rule...just ask one!

9 hours for this fat, out of shape wanker.

Based on that fact alone, he rules!

You get 1.25 megs per day of email??

Pandora is now officially a rock climber. It'll be close! ( )

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What the hell are you gonna do with 100MB of emails?

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slush slush squish slush slush slush... or were you talking waterskiing???? You're out of your league, sprotclimber! It's CORN SEASON! Time to harvest!

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Why was I tested 2-3 times a year then ace? They probably wondered how you were able to bulk up so much!

skiing is done? What are you putting in that pipe?? All the big hillz are just coming into condition! I don't need to see you in a prana top, either.

Whoa. This guy makes Fred look young!

http://telemarkski.com/shopsite_sc/store/html/info_ascension_tailkit_02.html

U calling Rudy a poseur? Ok Mr. Icantclimblibracrack! hahahahahahahaCracked'sAdork!!! he should change his name to CantCrack...

Red and yellow Camalots. The yellow in particular makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Oh, and congratulations on the stoke.

Smiffy is best in the winter. Mainly because the guys who are only there for the Prana tops (Rudy!) aren't around.

Not math. Statistics.

That "uncharacteristic lull" was spring break, when my Ethernet connect was pried out of my cold, dead hands. My pattern is more linear than Dru's because I'm not sent out to go bushwhack for a week at a time.

Wasn't the first ascent made in September or October or something?