Avatar? Get your head out of your ass and rub the shit out of your eyes, turd burglar. I'm the real deal.
Shit in my eyes? What's a turd burglar? You're the real what!?! You are confusing me, not to mention destroying my fragile, teenage ego. NOOOOOOOOOO!
Trask! This little shit is on to us!
You seem to have been misinformed Trecro. I am a BIG shit. Besides, who was doing his best to piss people off a few weeks ago with the "Best News I've Heard All Day" threads? Hmmm, I can't remember.
Prana makes a big chalk bag. I've got one. It doesn't quite swallow my (skinny) forearm, but it's big enough for my XL hands. They also make a "chalk bucket". That might be big enough for you...
I've heard things like that, too. But we better let him and his dad have their power, after all, we can't interfere with mass murder, torture, and the like...