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oh meow!!!!!!

we have a pond in the back yard where we harvest toads. lil fuckzors keep me up all night with thier carrying on and ribbitin

Toothing? oh my! http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/04/18/britain.toothing.reut/index.html

so am i totally sofa king we todd did? i thought this thing was on saturday night? oh well, i ain't gonna be there then. -sofakingwetoddid

thats hot dude! they even got some kinky puppy s&m shizzy going on with the nylon strap harness, i just showed the pic to chinook and he is sportin red rawket!

necro, thank you for choosing our shitty little message board to waste time on, and good luck with your quest for further electronic satisfaction!

i use a nikon coolpix 4300, small light and takes neato shots. let me know when you are heading up again, i'd love to tag along with some folks that know the mountain!

Climb: Brokentop-West Face Flip side 9 oclock Date of Climb: 5/1/2004 Trip Report: The corn outlook for my short weekend wasn't looking good.... a single day off on Sunday was all this gaper had to work with, and I had figured it was going to be spent catching up on long overdue husbandly chores..... a bit sadened, i made a small pittanced to the lord of corniez by creating the symbolic sign of corn in yellow snow outside my back door. the high and mighty cornhole one sent me a sign, an email dispatch from all things stoke: schralper. It didn't take much to convince me to go, it took a little smooth talkin to becky to get the final approval, and like that it was set: a late sat tow out to the Green Lakes TH with the skiing destination still open.... does life in the 3 sisters get anybetter? slednekkin and schralpin corn! SWEET! hot sloppy skin love and bachy! A small layer of clouds made the skin in nice and damn hot, but the trees provided some shade from the scorchin heat. The fall creek trail is so much plabber with no wankerz on it, well except me and e. We setup camp on the lava flow just above greenlakes. This site provided super views all around and some SICK rock to boulder on. I'll post my new projekts on 0friction. Anyhow, we decided to go check out the west face of b-top, in particular either the shots opposite of 11 oclock or 9 oclock. Sleep was good, too good, and we had a nice, albeit a bit late start to our day on sunday but made great time up the west face. schralper climbing up shot opposite 9 oclock Due to the later start, kickin steps up the west side went super quick, but so did our time left to climb. We didn't quite get to the saddle, but instead found a sweet ledge to chill out on and admire the fine rock formations that make up b-top. The snow on the west side still hasn't full setup from the storms, so optimal cornage wasn't had, but still, who can complain about making turns in such a dope spot, with some great company, with nobody else around for miles... magical. The skin out back to the TH went pretty quick due to our keen quasi randoteleturnz skills. to quote cletus, a good time was had by all. Approach Notes: lots of snow in green lakes and on cascade lks still, west side of b-top will melt fast though.

good job, it was damn hot on saturday eh? any picts of the route or the ski? bug status? the snow still seems to not be fully consolidated from the last round of storms, we need some good freeze thaw to set up dat corn!

dome climbing!? skiing mt. dana baby!!!! I think this is the earliest opening in years. very sweet!

jlag ascended to south MC gully in June last year and said it made for a quick trip up to the west ridge, but i think if you were resourceful you could travel along the side of the debris and pick your way up as well. this being my first venture to jefferson, i really don't know much about getting to the south/soutwest routes, but i believe in oregon high they have you go along a climbers trail from the south end of the pamelia lake area. that ridge looks suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper long, and hot. maybe cluck could give some more beta on the sw approach route and conditions since he went that way.

only if you sign mine!

Gary can you for sure bring a projektor, that would be SOLIIIIID

they jessh be jealous cuz we get waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more wimmin over here. sheat, i can't even walk down by morning glory wall anymore these days without sender-babes throwing their prana tops at me. girl you don't love me, you just love my style. IM GAPERTIMMY BITCH!

looks like there were more people on st. helens than those skiing at bachy, might as well put a chair lift up the side of that thing!

cc.com has a bid in to buy marmot, we'll keep you posted

NOLSe thanks for transporting the keg, sounds like its gonna be gone by friday night though, HA!

i'll toss the salad I think i'll be able to bring the computer projektor, but not positive, if someone else can bring it fo shoo that woudl be a good thing

I'm not going to be able to make it this W/e... we need someone from the pdx area to transport beer. Critical! Please PM me if you are going up and you live down south here!

more info on the climbers and the accident is here: http://www.bend.com/news/ar_view^3Far_id^3D15108.htm

Climb: Mt. Jefferson-West Rib Attempt Date of Climb: 4/25/2004 Trip Report: Never before had so much raw glisse talent been assembled for a summit attempt of the might Mt. Jefferson.... the SICK-CRÜE included representatives from all families of alpine sliding, and at that, some of the most wicked dope riders this side of the deschutes.... none other than jlag sportin split board wood, shredmaximus keepin it rizzeal for the pinner crowd, and the one who brings hope to all AT gapers of the world... yours truly, gaper-t. The task was simple, the goal was high, the gang was set to lay down the North American Speed Ascent Record of Mt. Jefferson of trifectaalpineslidertechniques without the use of horsecock nor gu. We knew it would be tough to beat the prior record, but we set out to get the deed done, fuck the naysayers, the speed record would be ours!!!! Early on, our progress and goal was threatened. Some forgotten gear, and lack of snow on the approach caused worry in the minds of the SICK-CRÜE. jlag plab on the pamelia lake trail approach But almost all hopes of the speed record were shattered when we encountered massive avvy debris in the Mill Creek gully... our original traveling route now lied under 10's of feet of nasty manky debris. Needless to say this through us for a bit of a loop. toe of slide reached within 1/4 mile of PCT in milk creek gully The CRÜE trudged on... instead ascending the Oregon classic 'dirt gully' complete with sick 5.7 dirt moves (root balls are aid), onto a delightful finger of snow purrrrrrrrrfect for skinnin skinnin above dirt gully Throughout the day, we had been watching the progress of a pair of climbers high on the west rib. It was apparent the duo was moving slowly up the route probably due to the schloppp conditions of the snow. We setup camp at the top of treeline and watched the two descend from above. One of the climbers kicked off a pretty big wet slab about halfway up the ridge, and then the duo hunkered down high up on the rib for the night. sunset on jefferson, little speck below low horizontal rock band is climbers sunset The bivvy gave us a great sunset and a spectacular view of the stars. The CRÜE settled in for some sleep, and visions of bivvy kits and speed records danced in our heads... and blocked out the sounds of our alarms at 3am. The hopes of the speed record dwindled in the early morning light... soft snow... late start... and smelly asses, we began skinning up to the rib. We made contact with the un-injured climber, he informed us that SAR was on the way, and a rescue would be taking place on our planned climbing route we skinned up a sub ridge, found some rocks and chilled and thought things through: shaddow of jeff We decided to bail on the idea of summiting, and instead did a quick ski back down to camp for some coffee, and to think things through. Back at camp the SAR fellas stormed in just after 7. We gave em the scoop as we knew it, and kind of got involved in the extraction plans... of how to get the injured from our bivy out to the PCT.... enter steep tree death sloggage (I'm starting to get really good at these) mmmm steep trees but as we were doing our part, the chopper came in and took care of the evac choppah! and us fellaz concentrated on dirt rapelling. No speed record this time. But honestly this was a great trip still, some great lessons learned or re-learned in cases. Great company, and I'd go do it all over again (ideally with colder overnight temps). West aspect of jefferson is sick shizzy, sweet terrain for turns, i'll be back, but just not after a big ass spring dump with manky ass avy debris all over the place and hellicopters buzzing over head. Thanks shred and jlag for a good trip! Approach Notes: barely any snow on trail, huge debris in milk creek gully make approach more difficult.

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cursing is therapeutic, and it helps ease the pain between my legs. if you look closely in that pic you can see the SICK line we skied through the alder on the right.