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A few years back I went up to Banff for some ice climbing for the first time with some other dudes. Our second day there we were going up the icefields pkwy for a climb and we followed some other guys out of Lake Louise but we all missed the turnoff and we got down to where we started to see the beer climbs and realized we were off. We turned around and headed back and found the turn. Early on the parkway I saw the sign saying "no services for 50 km" or something and I figured I was ok with just under a quarter tank. I was in awe of the surroundings and the cold as drove the parkway to the point where you come to the gas station. Of course it was closed for the season but my gas light hadn't come on and we were with another car so all was ok. We climbed Two O Clock falls and marveled at the Indian ceremonial grounds and had a great time. Got back to the car early afternoon and decided to check out Lady Wilson's Cleavage before we left. My gas light was on at that point, but I figured I had a gallon and a half left and I figured out the mileage and thought we'd be ok so we sent the other car away and checked out Lady Wilson's. Sure enough on the way back, we ran out of gas about 15 miles from Lake Louise. We were all pretty quiet as we coasted to a stop and put all of our clothes on and watched the sun drop below the mountains. It was right arond zero and very quiet and still. We waited for about 20 minutes before we saw our first car and it was heading in the right direction. We flagged them down and asked for a ride for one of us, but they told us a tow truck was behind them aways and would be here soon with gas. Cool, and in about 15 minuted a tow truck did come by and the guy was nice and pulled out his gas can and said "oops". There was only about a cup and half of gas or so. We put it in the car and he said he'd follow us back to town. We cranked the heat on the way back and made it back to Lake Louise for a night of storytelling.

At work here, we are just getting word that last night our receptionist was the victim of a home invasion and was held at gunpoint in her home and robbed of her purse and jewelry and other stuff. The grinch is definitely out and about.

Not enough lycra for DFA to get worked up.

If it was me, I'd want a box of these: December 19, 2002 - Wireless Flash Novelty Creator Fights Gold-Diggers With New Invention LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- A novelty toy inventor is stopping gold-digging women in their tracks with a new invention. L.A.-based Richard Adams created and sells the so-called ATM-ITATIONS which are fake ATM receipts imprinted with a large bank balance that men casually let women see to impress them. Adams says he got the idea while listening to syndicated radio host Tom Leykis who had a caller say he gives women his phone number written on ATM receipts he pulls out of the trash. An intelligent woman will catch on to the gag because the receipts are printed with the bank name First National Bank and Savings -- or F.N.B.S. -- and have the bank balance of $314,159.26 -- the first eight digits of Pi. Adams says if the women fall for a guy based on his bank account then they get what they deserve. He sells his ATM-ITATIONS on his website pullmyfinger.com

I might watch the finale of this one: Reality TV Gets Twisted Thursday, December 19, 2002 By Amy C. Sims NEW YORK — The 25 women vying for an engagement ring on The Bachelor were well aware of the trophy boy's stats, but a new show has a surprise ending that may leave contestants more brokenhearted than ever — or just plain broke. Joe Millionaire, a new Fox TV show, features 20 single women who fly to France to vie for the hand of a handsome American they are told is worth $50 million. But "Evan," who will tug at their heartstrings, actually only pulls in $19,000 annually working as a — gasp — construction worker. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,73389,00.html

I meant to be there but I didn't go. Did you raise your voice and shake your fist for me?

Indeed. I'll take one of each of the above please.

Yeah, Price leaving now pretty much fucks up any recruiting leverage we would have gained by our national rankings and Rose Bowl appearance. I think he should be denied the opportunity to coach in the bowl.

Speaking of censorship: NJ Bus Driver Pleads Guilty MARLBORO, N.J. December 17, 2002 — A frustrated bus driver who caused a stir when he told his passengers "I'm taking you to the Taliban" has pleaded guilty to a disorderly persons charge. Robert L. Mickens, 37, of Brooklyn, N.Y., was fined $500 after he entered his plea Monday in Marlboro Township Municipal Court. He admitted making the remark Nov. 30 after several passengers criticized his abilities, but said it was meant as a joke. Mickens was driving a Greyhound bus from Philadelphia to New York when he lost his way and soon grew angry when his route choices were questioned by some of his 30 passengers. After making the remark, some passengers became alarmed and called 911 on their cell phones, prompting Mickens' arrest at gunpoint after 18 township patrol cars converged on the bus. He was then charged with creating a false public alarm. Mickens, who no longer works for Greyhound, was late for his court appearance because he got lost on the way. He declined to comment on the case.

Wow, bandguy is a lot more productive than deadguy ever was!

Maybe he meant to be bannedguy

So deadguy is now bandguy?

So is that pic upside down and backwards or right side up and correct?

Wow United. I sure hope the mechanics are concentrating on their work and not thinking about whether or not they'll be working in the future.....

Didn't we already do this? *yawn*

Oh, I see....

Are you coming on to me?

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"Fuck all you liberals!" Vegetablebelay

Climbed Columbia peak with climber gf who took her top off while we sat in the sun on top. Got buzzed by an airplane (twice) as we sat up there.

Was there any doubt?

"I'ma do Brittany like Bobby did Whitney - F*%k her whole life off, donate my kidney" Xzibit

What's the limit on liberals anyway?

and it is the best offer