minx

I told you I was bad at this. no, i think you're better at it than i am. nothing wrong with a vacation on a yacht if you can stand it. it just sounds like jail to me.

i always think that vacationing on a yacht sounds like a good idea but the thought of being trapped on a boat for hours really really really bothers me. damn, talk about stressful.

i think archie wrote a haiku.

i've seen your dog, its pretty small.

oh come on, we all know that marriage is bliss and smooth sailing all the time. there must be something wrong with you.

going solo can be fantastic but i always prefer to go with someone.

i'm sad to say that i only answered 27.272727272727272727272727% of the question affirmatively.

what? you mean that you don't? what the hell is wrong with you???? sheesh-they issue one with your driver's license here. didn't you get yours?

that's wet dream. Are you nuts? yep! brains are sexy

that's wet dream.

i love engineers! they're the only people nerdier than scientists

well, yer in idaho. its bound to have an effect.

i've got another "S" word for you.... sarcasm

that's the first accurate dick comment made by a man on this board all day.

besides cheesecake....cheesecake is the bestest.

if sherri's not already taken, you're going to have to get in line behind me. lentils are my favorite!

i am really really old, i've know it almost as long as i've been alive (a really really long time) and i'm not blond so unleash away. the one thing women learn early in life is that the only people who suffer from penis envy are men.

no, apparently they all have complexes about their dicks.

It's more likely that they'd be forced to die by their own hand. hey! where's the love? no one insulted the size of your dick. be nice.

that you're not hung any better now than you were then?

he's better than you were 10yrs ago, but not nearly as good as you are now. and definitely not even in the same league with me

blowboarder, hunny, 6" is still just 6", no matter what fantasy world you live in.

hey! that's not nice. muffy should i smack him for you? if she were 30 years younger she'd barely be playing with a lite brite.

nice to know that i worry you. whew, i've accomplished something today. guess its time to go home and get some sleep until someone wakes me properly.