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certainly not on my list of safe words. now get yourself out of this thread. you don't like it so you can just go toddle along to the masterbation thread already

sweet. i'm in. maybe

$32 + tip 4X/year

he doesn't know the safe word

so you're trying to kill spray?

rumr--why oh why did you have to post that?????

you're all going to hell! repent now!

y'all should just be ashamed of yourselves for talking like this. i'm i'd hate to believe you were actually participating in such filthy activities. sheesh. you know that this kind of risky sexual behaviour is just sinful.

arch could eat oreos in my bivysac.

OK these folks were in the super-uber deluxe giant size car camping tent. the little boy had his own little alcove in this monster tent. its possible that his parents did try and go after the bear. i can only imagine the chaos that must've been going on. by the time they got out of the tent the bear was probably well on its way out of ther with the boy. somehow i doubt the parents sat idly as the bear attacked their child. this is such a tragedy for all parties.

feckless

did somebody pass their driver's test?

true the taco truck by my work is sheer lunch bliss, but can't judge a city by tacos alone.

No finer nor more accurate description of the Bellevue's cultural mindset has ever been written. I worked in downtown Bellevue for a time. Despite the East Side's diligent efforts to transform the planetary surface into fractal landscape of intermittable traffic lights, econobox houses cowering behind their feaux Versaille entryways, cul de sac neighborhoods engineered to mimick the look and feel of a safe, warm, and comfortable lower colon, and TGI Fridays, I found pockets of resistant ethnicity that were quite refreshing. Downtown B-vue posts a fine Jewish deli, great Mexican joint, and a Turkish shoe repair shop, to name a few. Although Bellevue may be the blondest city in America, there are little brown people going about their everyday lives tucked in between the Bed, Bath, and Beyonds. Bellevue also boasts some of the nicest breasts to be found anywhere outside of Hollywood. I'm not sure who the distributor is, but there are a whole lot of 55 year olds running around (OK, driving around) with the perkiest racks you've ever seen. I can remember standing in the lobby of the Bellevue Club listening to two middle aged women talk about the price of their breasts. This kind of openness just doesn't seem to happen in Seattle. Bellevue is not a great place to become involved in a motor vehicle accident however; an unfortunately likely occurance as a high percentage of vehicles there are driven by women who can't see far over their new breasts to successfully pilot their battlestars through 19 lanes of traffic. see? there are pros and cons to every place.

i've just decided I absolutely love everybody in seattle and bellevue. i think you should all keep living there. mattp, i think it was just the tone of her post.

i should've been better at math

oooooo! buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrn. good point ken. but hey! you can move back to bellevue anytime you want.

You could have grown up in rural Wisconsin. When I got accepted and went to Stanford, my high school advosor said "Good job, isn't that in Conneticut?". No worries about status there! -r i just don't see the problem with that pressure to succeed. OK so you decide not to go to college so what? WTF is wrong with achieving good grades regardless. Yeah-many of those classes in highschool don't seem very valuable. I'm guessing that some of them have more value than you think. What wasn't valuable? History? A fundamental understanding of history is a valuable thing. English? Learning to read and write well is of the utmost importance. So you read some dumb plays and poetry and had to write what you thought were useless papers. You probably learned some critical thinking skills, deductive and inductive reasoning and perhaps even became a more well rounded person. Math, a particularly practical skill. Science? a fundamental understanding of the way things work and why is a bad thing? Just b/c you can't recognize the value in the classes doesn't mean there wasn't any. Frankly, I thought highschool was a waste of my time and I couldn't get to college fast enough. I went to a second rate getto high school and in retrospect, there was still value in those classes. We all have to make a living somehow. Yeah some of those eastsiders with those high paying corporate jobs are slaves to those jobs and hate them. Some of them actually like their jobs. i know it might come as a shock to you but some of those executives like their jobs just as much as those people who don't have college degrees like their own jobs. i know i'm glad i've got my nice cushy job that requires a college degree. wth does it matter how we each define success? i know a lot of well educated eastsiders that have a lot of money, drive nice cars, live in fancy homes and guess what? they're in their 40s and retired or running their own businesses and working their own hours. heck most of my eastside friends have their own businesses and most of them aren't even 40 yet. not a bad lifestyle if you ask me. yeah- i think bellevue is pretty plastic boobs and artificially friendly neighborhoods and i don't want to live there. h/e this thread is a lot of hate and resentment. stupid. i love where i live but theres bad things about it too. i don't condemn the whole town b/c we're a bunch of wannabe hicks.

damn people. this is just friggin funny. as far as i'm concerned seattle and bellevue both suck...so i don't live there. i love all the bellevue v. seattle hate going on. so you hate all the SUV driving-lyposucked-botoxed-higheel wearing-$600 sweater buying-mall frequenting-overly made up-antigravity tit buying -bellevue barbies (soon to be soccer moms) .... don't live the lifestyle. shit. STFU! i'm sure they hate the self righteous, presumptious, we're better than you b/c we don't live there crew from everywhere else. WTH people...so much hate. the rest of the country doesn't have a clue we exist. once while having a discussion with a highly educated individual on the east coat i heard "seattle? isn't that out by Iowa somewhere?" sadly, he wasn't kidding. Bellevue? isn't tht a hospital in NYC? Tacoma? isn't that a truck? Mt Rainier? That's in AK or OR or something isn't it? Washington? those fucking politicians can't get anything right. all these places are just the tiniest pimples on the ass of the world.

ZZ-after this weekend, feel free to post that pic and possibly one of the actual horse that died in the creek.

wow- so this is what happens when i ignore the board for a few days. nice 1) dru, no matter how wealthy you are, you're still canadian. thus, not worthy of boytoy status. 2)PP is the cat's meow and would restore knotzen's faith in men. but as usual the good ones are taken. 3)knotzen should go find herself a hot young belay buddy/bivy partner. she can train the young pup to do all the tricks she likes. 4)men of all ages are the bestest. (and archy even though she's a girl) especially the one that shares my address.

no matter how much of pompous, overbearing, snot nosed brat he is, it's always good when people come back safely.

and btw, good job on being such a well behaved patient!

hey kurt-- they sell the wildcat IPA in 22oz bottles also. maximize your one beer a day!

look my original point was this: everyone talks about which climbs should be chopped. and what's wrong with HOW it was bolted. no one ever seems to say why they think bolting, in general, is a bad thing. and those that chop never acknowledge that there are problems with that solution to the problem. just had a debate with someone over this recently about one of our local sport areas.