glacierdog

I think we need a permanent "Love on Nude Climbing Women Picures" topic.

Yes it does!

That will definitely help! There are 3 fraulines I'm chasing around with right now that will get a kick out of all this, and probably correct some of it too. "I will fuck you" by the way, is Ich vill dich ficken. That's how it sounds, anyway, I couldn't tell ya if it's spelled right. And "would you like to see my sausage" is Wearst du meinen Bratwurst seein? I'm picking up the good stuff.

So I went to one of the many clubs here in germany last night. An unbelieveable number of very hot college age women got half naked on the dance floor. 1100-400 this continued without stop. Damn the language barrier! But I reckon I had a pretty good time anyway.

TV anchor woman Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles >in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted that women >customarily walked a few feet behind their husbands. In a follow-up >story, she returned to Kuwait recently & observed that men now walked >several yards behind their >wives. Ms. Walters approached one of the Kuwaiti women and said, "This is >marvelous! Can you tell the free world just what it was that enabled women >here to achieve this total reversal of roles?" >"Land mines," replied the woman.

Buy smartwool socks. I've used them everywhere from Alaska to Saudi Arabia (they worked miracles keeping my feet dry in that heat!) and they always perform. (I need a picture of myself pointing at my feet and smiling for this. Maybe a fatty endorsement contract too. )

DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough." _________________________________________________________ A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup." __________________________________________________________ "I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!" Three retired Chiefs, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."

Well shit trask, I'll pee on the eifel tower for you, how's that sound?

I guess I've been gone too long. I didn't make Trask's list. *sniff*

I heard whispers that this might be getting the go ahead soon. Anyone have any inside intel on it? I have 18 months left on my enlistment, and I want to capitalize on this deal. Sisu, you heard anything?

Hey sisu, is that all true? When did that happen? The CWP deal will make my dad happy, and legal. Anyway, I'm having a ball in Germany. Headed to Paris next time I get some time off.

Hey, haven't been around much these days. I'm deploying to Germany this weekend. See ya'll later..

Shoot, CBS, I was never in the closet to begin with. What'choo doin friday night, sweety?

I'll second that. I haven't seen a breast since I came out here.

If you hold off a little while we can combine it with my "welcome back from the god-forsaken desert" party.

Ha ha, trask isn't gone! You fuckers almost had me fooled.

Nope! I just sent ya a message, thought you might be on. What's shakin?

Shoot, I'll take in one of the poor homeless bastards. Least I can do.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the gayest article I've ever read. A carefully choreographed photo op of the Presidents bulge. Unbelievable.

Remember.

I've also noticed that DFA hasn't chimed in here yet. Running out of words of discouragment, perhaps?

I know I'm probably keying open Pandora's box with this, but what do you guys think we could be doing better? I'm getting the impression that everyone pretty much agrees that the growing terrorist population needs to be dealt with, but I'm not really hearing anything other than, "what is that yahoo shrub doing now?" Lot's of criticism, very little of it constructive.

I actually caught a couple of gecko-like lizards when we started moving things around. Pretty neat little buggers. There are also some giant lizards out here, yellow bodies and green heads, but I haven't seen a live one yet. Just road kill. Believe it or not, there is an abundance of desert foxes out here. Saw plenty of those when I was still living in a tent.

I'm doing alright, everyone is a little edgy what with shit blowing up all around us. When I will get home, I don't know, but I should be leaving here sometime soonish. To politics: Not to sound like a blind nationalist drone, but I have a good deal of faith in Bush and Powell. This was re-inforced by a good friend of mine who recently had dinner with the POTUS. I don't see the man as a brilliant political mind. Call me a cynic, but that makes me trust him even more. I believe that the man is doing his best to live up to the oath he took. I have a gut that pretty much tells me when shit is out of whack, and it's been just fine through all of this. My gut isn't accredited, of course, but it hasn't steered me wrong yet. As for WMD, etc, I don't have the answer for that. That's above my clearance. If that money has you down, you might not be happy in the years to come. Operation Iraqi Freedom was step one. We yet have a long road to hoe.