glacierdog

Gee, your trask smells terrific!

"melts in your glacierdog, not in your hand."

I'll second that one. Damn good book. Screw the movie. Also, the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams, if you want one with some wit. It's British, but it's still fuckin hilarious.

So where you been DFA? Haven't had a chance to trade semi-cognizant insults with you in some time.

Oh, ya, DFA, just a figger o speech. Meaning that no one on earth stands a chance against us.

Go fuck yourself.

Hope Allah is wearing kevlar, can see in the dark, can run faster than HARM missiles and has a good plan for avoiding surveillance from 6 miles up.

Only if don't like getting brains in your eyes.

Oh, and jon, how bout that puking graemlin? I think it's a great idea.

That's what I'm saying. Let's wipe the virtual floor with the other pansies around here!

Ha ha, let em try! I'm call the news media and let slip the horrible oppression of speech that goes on here! TO CC.COM!

Ha ha! I love this site even more. Let's send tt.com a link to a post on Trask's penis. I'm sure there has to be at least one in the archives...

Sembach, near Kaiserslautern.

Take a number.

Ha ha, the kick in the nuts works. Dutch tried that one on me once, and I was the DD. Fucker.

Ha ha! I know all about Blamestorming. Nothing happens here without it!

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I like groucho. "Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."

I'll be back before Christmas, and I'm in Deutschland.

Fine by me. I'm 9 hours out, so I miss all the good spray in action.

Ha ha! Right.

I think CC.com should adopt a puking graemlin. I could have used one on numerous occasions.

Watch six consecutive episodes of "Saved by the Bell." First timers should start at three and work up to six gradually.

I'll that one next Mr. E. Might work, who knows?

Like I said, I've learned some catch phrases, like "you are very beautiful," "I will fuck you," and "Would you like to see my sausage." So far, I get some giggles, some German that I can't understand, and a dead end. Of course I have danced with the half naked women, but getting beyond that.... So, ah, eat a dick, lummox.

brings a tear to mah eye..... I haven't had moose in 2 years. Love the sign, though.