billcoe

Yup, unfortunatly the porn mag flurries has decreased dramatically ever since that dude pitched off and died with his pants around his ankles while pleasuring himself a few years back by Ranger Rock (under Phylynx). Now, per JH, evidently people are pitching off metal objects, definately a downturn. MORE PORN, Less metal. Whats your story Michelle and are you really a park ranger in Alaska?

I read that one, amazing.

How the heck would I know, ask anyone who knows me and they'll tell you I'm not open minded. Don't claim to be. I was guessing you were Fairweather, guess I missed that boat. Well now that we've ascertained I'm an asshole, did you see that the " newbie-girl " claims to be a Park Ranger living in Alaska in her profile? I just believed that it was some "govenment authority" or "contractor for such" inititating a study asking us to justify shutting the place down. I've been waiting for it to come and happen and it was looking like a self-fullfilling prophecy that I didn't want to play into. See, I never claimed to be perfect and theres 2 things right off the bat I've f*ed up. If indeed you really are "the real" fairweather. Cause the real fairweather said something like "3 strikes and I'm out of here" as if he would not come and post here ever again. But here you are anyway. See you next time then. Feel free to stick around, nobody is kicking your ass out of here. More shocking news gleaned from your post: Foraker has a Phd? Damn.

Uhhh, maybe. Once I'd gone down to JT with John and Bill Petrosky, maybe @ 1980 or so. Great guys. I jump on some "interesting" climb, maybe 5.8 or 9 if I remember. Up high it turned into a flared chimney. It truly was unlike anything I'd ever done or seen before. I was greasing bad, and panting, and sweating. My feet were clawing and I'm trying an arm bar which keeps spitting me out toward the outside of the flare and the whole time I'm about to fall out of this damn thing and that would have been ugly as I didn't really have a piece I wanted to fall on near me and the wedge effect on the body would have been bad. About 3/4 of the way up this horror show, I am able to wedge my head - nose on the rock (sans helmet duh) back into the chimney and rest 100 % on my head which was cranked into the only nice constriction available. Took a long breather - got a piece in (or 2 or 3) -finally, and then finished the struggle to a triumphant top out and a yell of joy! Nothing down there is really that long, but I remember belaying them up from on top, so it must have been a full pitch. John struggles up, clips off, has blood on his hands and is staring at me as I prepare to belay bill up. "What ya lookin at John?" "Uhhh, the front of your face has quite a bit of blood on it Bill". Fairly so too as it turned out, I'd cranked my head in there hard and did a full on jam directly on some nasty rugosites from hell. I almost needed a mallet to pound my head out it was that good, like an overcammed cam or a over wedged nut. But the rest I got was critical to topping out. Had some bloody scrape marks which I totally did not feel while I was doing it.

You sound tense. metoo meto I sound tense too. Have all that with 2 two dogs, 2 business's and a cat. Great stories, keep em coming!

Beal edlinger 10.2 x 60 for %+$95.

8mm x 60 $99.00

Gear express rope link Edelweiss 'Laser' 9.6 X 50M (165') DRY Rope - SALE! 109.95. 50 meters? WTF Is this the 70's? Does anyone climb on 50M anymore?

pffft: that one with the glasses on is probably a transvestite anyway. (ie a dude)

Fiarweather (sstout): you can come out of the closet and none of US will condem you unlike your christian buddies. We all know that the "with Love" title won't get you into heaven so pay attention. As far as your blanket claim that gays are "unstable", well, thats what your post makes you look like to most of the rest of us.

practice hauling for a yos trip!

BTW - I helped pick up up a litter on the Mountain today regarding ANOTHER ski accident in the ski area. Interested in that one? Ujohn helped get a girl on a litter just Wednesday not further than 1/2 a mile from there (that one was saucy and interesting !) How about that one?

Sure you are and I've been flying in a flying saucer to other planets checking out real estate with aliens this weekend. Not me. You're probably not even a chic. For a popular urban park with remarkable qualities, RB has had an amazingly few accidents over the last 30+ years I'm aware of. Enough not to write about them IMO. Rapes and attacks on women jogging in Forest Park is very common, and there are plenty of stats for you to flesh out your paper as well. Good luck.

Cindy, here's to wishing you the best. Life is short, grab all the happiness you can while you can.

Rainy and dirt cold. Not cold enough to freze. You get out today?

bastard. Too chill for me and I can't climb 14c like Dru. I'll be hitting the slopes Sat. Anybody need a belay bitch in the cold Sunday? Don't call me....too cold.

If Patagonia is suggesting that we cannot copy and paste to share within the community in a non commercial manner, I would propose that ALL OF US, EVERY DAMN STINKING ONE OF US, NEVER UTTER THE WORD PATAGONIA EVER AGAIN. Even to refer to a glorious climbing area.

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Never played out, as is "Leopard". A "Leopard" is an after 50 yr old woman who is on the prowl. You know why "Leopard" is the term?

I'm also happy to be in a committed relationship...with a State institution. Hey, I'll confess, I perused the thread for hot pics of young muffins. Very disapointing. Sh*t, and I though this was the fu*cing internet... damnit. If this downward trend continues you all will be scraping the bottom of the barrel and talking about climbing - or worse - before too long.

You all are making me happy to still be in a committed relationship for @27 years. Don't think looks don't change when you are 50 and not 20 anymore. Personality is still there, and even better though, to make up for that change. BTW Kevin: Pam Anderson doesn't really look like that. You are looking at her after 5-6 hours of professionally applied makeup, then perhaps a single picture selected out of thousands by a team of people much later. Here she really is: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, that didn't really work did it? You were still checking out her ass and chest admit it. Hmmm, maybe that was me doing that checking out. Sorry. Here, let put it another way, here's a before and after of Michael Jackson to give you an idea: See, famous people look differnt in person.

Good thing you'd done that morning peyote button or you'd have never been able to pull out of that one. Thats been my experience anyway.

OH Dear, YOU are Heather. Well, at least I didn't say anything bad! Hope to see you out at Rocky Butte this spring doing "real" climbing. Good luck on the job you couldn't refuse!