President George W.Bush and Dick Cheney were in Washington one morning and decided to have breakfast at a nearby diner. After consulting their menus, their waitress, a very hot blonde, came to the table to take their order.
Cheney tells the waitress, "Ill have the scrambled eggs."
The waitress then turns to Bush. "What would you like this morning?"
Bush replies, How about a quickie?"
Shocked, the blonde waitress lit into him. "Sir,"she said, I cant even believe you would ask me that. I thought we were over that kind of administration. How dare you ask me to do such a thing!" The waitress leaves the table.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'keesh."