Matt, honestly, right here you have just identified what makes this site different and unique. You think you want to see spray, smart-aleck comments, and criticism reduced here. But those things not only are part and parcel of this site, they are a core theme of this site. You admit to the occasional guilty pleasure of laughing at some of it...I say cut loose and laugh hard!
I think that if you spent 1 hour reading nothing but as many of timmy and jon's own posts as you could, then you would come away with an idea of what they enjoy the site for. And a whole lot of their posts are about having a laugh. I would argue that that right there's your best gage of what the site owners really want. What Nathanial Hawthorne story was it where the Dr. had the "perfect" beautiful wife, save for a small birthmark? And the the guy was fixated on removing that one little "blemish"---and killed her in the process. I believe that you're chipping at the core of cc.com...it's what the people want and it ain't broke. Let's leave it as is and enjoy!