E-rock

Omigod Dru, you're one post away from 10,000 or is that a joke?

Yeah, I used to feel the same way about swordfishtrombones(I even have it on vinyl), but I changed my mind today. Bone Machine is of course debatable, some would say Rain Dogs is better, but I think Frank's would be better than both at converting a newbie.

Everyone go out and get Frank's Wild Years tomorrow, if you don't already have it. If you don't know who it's by then this assignment is especially for you. One of the most brilliant albums ever recorded, I just rediscovered it after a 2 year hiatus. It's fuckin' killer!!!!

How ya gonna spunk on her back, otherwise? Sheesh.

Wow, for an alcoholic you sure drink some girly drinks!

Trask you are dumb and your joke represents the ignorance necessary for Americans to willfully suspend disbelief to the extent that such a joke will sound funny. I am drunk and you are a fucking idiot.

This whole thread so far is bunch of incomprehensible gibberish. Did you fucking retards go to the Cpt. Caveman poetry workshop or something? Learn how to present an argument!

Charlie, Thank you much for you humorous and informative update. You have given me the best laugh of my day. Again thank you.

But but but.... this isn't just a thread about titties and beer, it's a thread about Marijuana, bad music, and penises as well, which have yet to be discussed.

Indeed if you average one shit per day, than your backcountry shits are already approaching the 2-3 percent mark. Sounds like you may need to up the ante a little bit on your goals for next year.

I would like to add that small nipples are appealing to the eye, but large nipples are more appealing to the mouth. And firm, small tits are more appealing to the eye than large tits.

Timmy I think you may be underestimating your backcountry shit count, unless you really only take one a year.

I sat through geochemistry estimating my PTL ratios Home 55% Work 25% Public Restroom 12% Trailhead 7% Backcountry 1%

Timmay I'm sorry that i missed this thread the first time around. I did not mean to belittle the value and humor of your thread, I merely had not seen it. I would agree with you when you say that coffee affects PTL. When I was pooping at school, I was drinking my morning cup there also. Now I poop mostly at home and that is because I usually drink my morning coffee at home now to save money.

A good friend of mine told me a story once about how he had to poo while in the shower, so he pooed into his hand and then reached over and dropped the turd into the toilet.

I just got back from the shitter. Lummox, you just cracked my shit up. Whenever, I'm on the can in a t-shirt I do the same thing, it jus feels natural. My poo, was a bit overly firm at the start, but ended nicely without the dreaded gooey finish and pinched off clean. Greg, somtimes I'll bring the cup in with me, but I have this irrational fear that somehow poo particles will make it into my cuppa.

When you are drinking your morning cup (like I am right now) do you wait until you're done with the cup to poo, or do you go poo as soon as the coffee starts working its magic? Sometimes I have to force myself to wait until the end of the cup because coffee just isn't quite as enjoyable after you shit. I'm just interested in talking about poo today and there hasn't been a really good poo discussion in a while.

I think what deserves the "shame on you" (and probably all the finger shakers agree) is Thesenga's attitude. The guy is a high-profile representative of the climbing community and he walked into court without a bit of remorse for what he'd done. So what if he didn't think it was such a big deal, he should have thought about the bigger picture and how his attitude affects the NPS attitude towards climbers.

Funny I almost added her when I was making the post but noticed that timm@y was praising her just a while back and didn't want to rub his fur the wrong way.

I was afraid they were gonna tell you before I got a shot. But now it's stuck there, it probably still is. The frustrating part is that the mofo jiggles, but won't budge.

Funny, If I ever found or stole CD's those are the ones that I would immediately throw away. Built To Spill-"Ulitmate alternative Wavers" and "Perfect from now on" Dj Shadow- Endtroducing Mike Watt- Contemplating the Engine Room Shins- "Oh Inverted World" that's all I can think of for now. Yeah, same here. It was a dumb joke, I actually tried to delete it today. However the CD's you cited I either have or have wanted to get for a while (except for the Mike Watt, but I'm a Firehose fan). Seems like we've got similar tastes. BTW, it was good meeting you this weekend (if only in passing). I spent a long time trying to liberate your leader's cam to no avail.

Toad the Wet Sprocket Counting Crows Alanis Morriset Big Head Todd and the Monsters Blues Traveller I love punk rock!

" What we have here is failure... to communicate." RobBob... The Pulp fiction line is ... "I'm gonna get medievel on your ass" , but your quote is more the cultural bastardization of this line.

Wirlwind, your gear is SKETCHY, it's a good thing you downclimb

Motorhead Story, A guy named Bob blows into P-town to the "Far-Out House", from Seattle in order to catch Motorhead in both cities. He spends the weekend drinking and babbling about Motorhead in anticipation of the show. During a bonfire party one night he befriends a young woman named Bernie who is a client of my friends, who are 'tard-guards' as they affectionately call themselves. Bob is oblivious to the fact that that Bernie is handicapped, and rants on and on about how fucking cool motorhead is with his arm over her shoulder while she laughs and thoroughly enjoys the attention. It was a hilarious sight. Sometime in the middle of the night Bob passes out in the back yard. And misses the show the next night because of his brutal hangover. Bernie has a crush on Bob to this day.