E-rock

Dude, pussies should be fucking hairy. If your pussy stinks it's because you have a common bacterial infection that causes the fishy odor, not because it's hairy. Shaved flesh around the genitalia gets so goose-pimpled you're afraid you're licking herpes sores. Ever watch a porno flick? Everything about those people is gross, including their shaved pussies. Oh yeah same thing goes for assholes

My partner totally flaked on me today (and I waited around on Saturday for him). I sat on my ass at home rotting this weekend so I want retribution at Index tomorrow. Anyone want to go? I have obligations until 1:30 so it'll just be an afternoon thing. I could be convinced to avoid obligations. Anyone? Wirlwind?

You're supposed to bust that out of the hat at the appropriate time, not show it off like a dumb joke. And don't bother...

Yeah, who on earth is gonna trust a partner that doesn't even have a harness?

Just kidding, Flash. I wanted to get your panties in a bunch is all. Actually End Hits is my fave, which is also pretty poppy for Fugazi.

"the argument" is pop poo

If you inspect closely, two streams of projectile vomit are being emitted, one from the eyeballs, gross.

Thanks, that really clears things up. It's extremely clever (more so than the Onion).

Hah, I did that too! If ya hit em just right the arms and legs went flying in different directions.

I spilled some white gas on my rope while driving to L-worth a few weeks ago. I left it out to dry after I discovered the spill. Since then I haven't really climbed on it. Does white gas damage ropes? If it does, is my rope shot for all purposes or only for leading? Thanks in advance.

For two shit-talkers such as yourselves, this is weak...

OMFG, I thought this was a joke when I was reading it! I can't believe there are people who are really that stupid. Actually, I can, but it's still shocking to hear what they have to say. Thinking about this for a second, I take the stupidity comment back. The person who wrote this sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic, which is sad. I have a loved one who suffers from the illness. This article isn't the product of stupidity, it's more likely the product of mental illness.

Hey flash I'll sell you my old X-men comic collection, a whole box! 100 bucks for a couple years worth of reading, dude.

Looks like an attempt to establish a separate identity from you avatar, Trask

Dude you so asked for it, I can't WAIT, just need to try out a couple more brands....

Scissors are aid, and those battery powered trimmer things are worse, they're like French-Free on 5.7 or something.

Wait for my upcoming lube review, it'll make you blush!

I don't, I've built up a tolerance

I gotta admit, I did laugh when I saw the word "Take!". Cuz you know he would.

Do you pluck your nose hairs with tweezers, or just rip 'em out with your fingers?

I climbed Outer Space with two people I've never climbed with before. We had a such a grand old time. It almost rained on us and we were nervous but then it stopped. We didn't get back to the car until after dark because we were slack asses and started super late. Then we drank beer and drove home. I didn't get any ticks. Exciting!

awww texplorer did I hurt your feewings. The only thing you find interesting is climbing? and how much more interesting your climbs are than anyone elses?

Talking about climbing is BORING

Ben, why the fuck aren't you climbing?

Stamps with adhesive are aid, if you have to lick 'em then it's clean.