Dr_Flash_Amazing

Don't fear the fishnets, RobBob. You know you like ...

Nah, we're just clinging to the apron strings of yet another stilted conversation. Nice URL for that pic there, by the way.

He tries that cowboy shit down there and they'll have him pistol whipped, hog tied, fed through a brush chipper, and processed into several batches of cocaine before he can say "John Wayne." Adios a basura mala.

i-Mac i-Tunes i-Pod!

Oh, it's the ever-so-clever SNL reference tack. Brilliant. Take long to post that with your crappy Windows box crashing every five seconds?

What exactly are you getting at, ol' bean?

classic new poster old thread revival!

EVERYTHING SUCKS TODAY! EVERYTHING SUCKS TODAY! EVERYTHING SUCKS TODAY!

What's even worse is that with the exchange rate, he's established a Canadian .15b. Let the Doctor know when you're coming down in November; he'll have the axle grease, saucepans, and padlocks ready to thwart your marauding ass.

Supercilious pedant.

Don't be ridiculous! DFA's got those on his calendar alrea ... Hey, waitasecond!

Ain't it Perseids right now anyways?

http://www.stardate.org has the beta you're looking for.

Typical response, morris. You should take a tip from Iain and/or Dr. Flash Amazing and let loose with constant torrents of witty sprayage. Always the underacheiver!

Leavittation!

Sure it wasn't just glare from your backlit scientific calculator?

As did Dr. Flash Amazing, surprisingly enough. Wonder what Imorris has to say about this?

"Honey ... did you switch soaps?"

Psh. That's faggot talk, all right. Next you're gonna be saying, like, footwork is important.

"We had to privatize the Parks System in order to save it!"

Hilarious. You're like MtnGoat with bad words and a grasp of the meaning of "concise". Get a clit and ovaries.

DFA's not disillusioned. Did you mean to say "delusional"? Better double-check your corporate dictionary to be sure (that is if your masters let you access learning materials). In any case, Dr. Flash Amazing does, indeed, not know anything about your work habits or earnings, nor does he give the proverbial squirt of piss thereabout. The Doctor does recognize your Ayn Rand-intoxicated, me-first, market-fellating social views, however, and he pisses voluminously thereupon. But in the end, DFA really cares most about landing a large, thoroughly barbed hook in the corner of your propaganda-spewing talk-hole, which has sadly proven all too easy to accomplish. Want some forceps to pull that thing out, fish?

Nice one, Ahnolt.