Dr_Flash_Amazing

Dear God, Overhanging limestone sport crag with half-inch glue-ins every six feet in downtown Portland. And feed the hungry. Love, Dr. Flash Amazing

quote: Originally posted by bellemontagne: I'll be in Sunriver from tomorrow until Friday. Friday evening I will be pulling into the grasslands. Look for a dark Blue Subaru Ouback, with Oregon plates and a Yakima Rocketbox full of stickers. See ya there JK, SK, Timm@y, and Ryland. Which dark blue Outback with Oregon plates and a Rocketbox full of stickers? Please be more specific!

Chris Sharma is a pimp-ass mother-pimper. Y'all should go watch him send and enjoy some nice granite at the end of the month!

Damn double-linkety-link posts.

Damn, just glue the fuckin' wing window shut with PC-7 and don't worry about it!

"Fear and Loathing in Yosemite" That was a choice ordeal.

Silly Canadian. When the forecast calls for "rain" at Smith, you can count on maybe needing to sit out one or two climbs, and enjoying an otherwise dry day. The rain will stop soon, the rock will dry out, and all will be good. In ten years of Smith trips, there have been perhaps ten days that have been total losses to rain. So go tug on some nubbins, already.

Isn't mixed climbing the sport climbing of the new millennium? It's sport aid climbing with sharp things and it's cold! Wooooo! Say, is trashing the rock with ice tools more acceptable or less acceptable than chipping? Oh, and FYI Mike Adamson, it's spelled "sequitur." Lunch time!

Heard this morning on NPR's Morning Edition: "...driving is way more important than voting." - Some highschool student in Florida

Yeah, DFA heard they're really fuel-efficient, too!

quote: Originally posted by Peter Puget: DFA - What about Abraxas on the Monument? IS that any good. Does anyone climb that route? Puget, you're asking the wrong fella. To recap: DFA = . You're looking for someone who: . Sorry Dr. Flash Amazing could not be of more assistance!

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Just like a sport climber to show up for a gunfight with a golf club That's a Commie weapon, dude. Putting the "red" back in "redneck," comrade?

Once again, the Doctor was going to say something along those lines, but this time DFA just didn't want to wade into such disgusting territory.

quote: Originally posted by Peter Puget: Erik - Have fun! Buy a digital cam and post pics!!! I am jealous. DFA/BRock - Have either of you two even seen anyone on one of those aid line on Picnic Lunch Wall? PP Erik did I tell you I am jealous? Puge, The Doctor saw someone up there once, on one of the routes on the left side. They were fucking around with a portaledge; whether setting up or taking down it was hard to say. DFA recalls that it was Ryan Lawson, before he became the Smith Rock bolting maven. Love, Dr. Flash Amazing

Nice one, Greg. The Doctor was trying to think of something along those lines, but couldn't pull it off.

Oh, you want some now too, punk?

How about $500 and the Doctor won't have to beat you silly with a golf club?

Come on, now, that's no way to talk!

YOU FUCKED UP THE SITE! ANTI-SPRAY TERRORIST TRAITOR PIG DOG!

Puget, aren't you one of the hard-sending types on this here web site? DFA probably WOULD be asking you for beta. Let's see, goals: - Climb more and harder - Save money - Climb some trad routes - Run more - Avoid injuries - Beer and tacos often

Oh, we are. It was a Robin Hood type of maneuver. See, this hippie had the bike, and DFA hadn't a bike, making him, in this situation, underprivileged. Now, everyone knows that hippies are all trust fund funded hypocrites, so, in the interest of social justice, DFA smashed the hippie, and redistributed the hippie's wealth (bicycle) to the needy (DFA). Next you're probably going to try and say that Dr. Flash Amazing the pacifist is somehow endorsing violence or something ...

quote: Originally posted by erik: UMMM DFA.....WHEN AGAIN DID YOU PICK THIS BIKE UP??? DID YOU HAPPEN TO FIND IT IN THE HAWTHORNE DIST, WITH NOTED LOCK CONNECTING TO A TREE???? WHATS YOUR ADDRESS...MY FRIENDS @ PPD WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS WITH YOU....... Nope. Some hippie used to ride by DFA's house on it every day. One day, the Doctor was waiting behind a tree with a 9-iron, and made off with the bike whilst the hippie was looking for his teeth in the gutter. Not a bad deal, except for the need to handle a golfing apparatus.

HERE is a picture of said bicycle. Click HERE! HERE! HERE! for more info! [ 11-05-2002, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: well, more often than not driving actually gets you somewhere. Nice one. Reminds the Doctor of a joke: Q. How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None; punks don't change anything!