Homer: What's he yelling about?
Lisa: He's hungry. Here you go Stampy, eat it slow.
It has to last for --
You ate it too fast.
Homer: Maybe if we tied it down so it couldn't move it wouldn't get so hungry.
Lisa: You can't do that, Dad, it's cruel!
Homer: Oh, everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the back yard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel. Well, excuse me if I'm cruel!
Now I've had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth.