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Mr._Natural

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  1. your mommas so fat you gots to roll her in flour to find da wet spot.
  2. make her shower first!
  3. suck it erick
  4. cracks and faces in the icicle with bobbyperu
  5. that is no way to insult erik, if you want to piss him off you should call him STRAIGHT EDGE.
  6. Mr._Natural

    Goin' Postal

    right there with ya erik. but if i were him i would take the dog on sportingly. teeth vs. foot. mace is aid.
  7. Mr._Natural

    Goin' Postal

    my dog got maced by the letter carrier
  8. Gov. Craig Benson quickly declared that the face should be "revitalized" and said he was meeting with state officials to determine how it should be done and planned to form a fund to take donations.
  9. fucking bored. interesting link pleeze?!?!?!?
  10. check your math genius I said I fell 100 feet, hows that for chestbeeting.
  11. i climbed night'n'gale with a pardner. on the decent: we were about to rap the 100" grade 3 approach pitch that we had soloed on the way up. Crampons were balled up, I stupidly leaned into the slope and slipped. too fast/icy to arrest with worthless tools. death scream and everything. i kind of remember hitting a buldge then sliding down the snow cone at the base of the pitch. I was wearing a helmet and a pack with a rope in it. finally got my breath back. back hurt but i got right up and hiked out with the help of ski poles. we left after that. this was the first time I almost got it.
  12. If you are serious - PM me and we'll make arrangements. is yur name trask?
  13. "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!" One of my favorite sketches on SNL. Isn't that from So I married an Axe Murderer? still Mike Meyers though... That flick is hilarious. "Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. Well, that was off sides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his *huge* pillow!" that shit is too funny. my dog has a huge noggin, 17" from ear to nose. one of his nicknames is head, pronounces HEED.
  14. naw its a SNL skit with capitan picard, you know the bald dude, and mike meyers.
  15. sparks tastes like regurgitated creamsickle. my vote would for a cheap brew is currently red dog or of course natty ice. if money aint no thing then i would be guzzing ipa, bridgeport is good, or better yet a jug for the north fork beer shrine
  16. cool, talk to the slut if you wanna hook up.
  17. umm, i think she is trying to be a more productive employee. we're great. you gonne be in worthless this weekend?
  18. erik you slut
  19. Mr._Natural

    F A Y

    If "they" find receding hairlines and beer guts attractive. i think she is referring to the financial aspect.
  20. I will just assume this is a troll...
  21. you mean you didn't actually buy it?
  22. the bat caves too, although they aren't caves in a true sense.
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