"If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!!!" One of my favorite sketches on SNL.
Isn't that from So I married an Axe Murderer? still Mike Meyers though...
That flick is hilarious.
"Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. Well, that was off sides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his *huge* pillow!"
that shit is too funny. my dog has a huge noggin, 17" from ear to nose. one of his nicknames is head, pronounces HEED.