Dr._Ben_Krazy

I put my cams in my spare underwear then in the pack. Always hang your biggest cam or two on the exterior of the pack so chicks (or guys if that's your thing (not that there's anything wrong with that)) will think you are a hotshot super studly boulderer guy and want to tear your pants off and throw you down in the dirt and play with your GPS.

In the interest of traveling as lite as possible, I usually bring limited amount of clothing and only change when necesary. How do I know when I absolutley need to change my underwear?

I'm proud of my pocket protector!

Slap trask in the face with it until tender (his face). Shred with a cheesegrater and force into his ears and nose until the desired result is acheived.

I hear old Trask made a version of that movie called "Crouching Lamb, hidden Gerbil".

Have you ever sought the wolf in someone else? hmm?

Mr. trask, this is the type of thing I had also concluded. Unfortunatly for me, the authorities did not agree. I know a lot of my patients just wanted to escape the pain and burdens of this old world. Especially that smart ass punk who needed a perscriptoin for acme. He won't ever smart off to me again..HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA a;lsjdflasdflkjasdlkjfas;ldjfalskdjfa;lsdjfa;ioweruqopihg;nv;aldkrjqiopeihgn;;;b....asoooepmmmsaaffkoweiint

These symptoms often appear just prior to or durring the onset of what we often refer to PMS. Not the Pro Mountain Sports PMS either. The other one. That's right; it's nothing to be too upset about, it should hapen about once a month. Fairly common in females who have entered or past puberty really.

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: hmm. i really do hate bushes. now what??? In my research of females experimenting with homosexual relationships, I have found that most will get over the feeling of rejection within a short period of time. My prognosis is that you will soon explore the "one night stand" with a male of your choosing. Consumption of alchohol in excess is encouraged for this recovery period to occur. Yours Truly Dr. Ben Crazy

Hold them in your teeth like a pirate holds a knife!! Similar to this little guy - Then you will be a cascade HARDMAN!

quote: Originally posted by texplorer: I am looking for a new 'project' climb. So I was wondering what other climbs I have to check off before I can call myself a true NW Hardman. So if you had to name one route, be it alpine sufferfests, big mountain slogs, or a roadside crag pitch, what ONE climb would you say is quintessentially a route that only the hardest of the hard would or could do. The conclusion of my exaustive research on this matter is: Winter ascent of Mt. Index (solo) via the N. Norwegian Buttress followed by a ski descent of the route, solo. If your schpincter ever functions normally again, you would certainly have "hardman" status.

quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: quote:Originally posted by iceguy: Called ranger to verify--all open except 8-mile and J-Creek. That doesn't make sence, are you shure? Are they realy that stupid? ALL OF THE CAMPGROUNDS ARE CLOSED IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON AND UNITED STATES OF AMERIKA UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. GAPERS LIKE DAVE SCHULDT MUST STAY HOME FOR THE REST OF THIER LIFE!

quote: Originally posted by dbconlin: .... can you attack a full-size pad to these when needed, how are they for sleeping in? Appreciate it. Based on experiments I have observed and first hand research, First ambush, then stomp on the pad with crampons would be the best way to attack the viscous full sized pad, the smaller 3/4 pads can be disposed of any number of ways, burn them with your stove, leave them at the trail head, bushwack with it on the outside of the pack, etc. Try to sleep in your pack in the back yard and you'll see how this is a last resort measure.

It appears Scot'teryx is participating in what I like to call a "self medicating" excercise. What a bozo.