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excellent, mission accomplished. If I can just keep you from reading the thread about my pet newt I'm set.

PPPS bowhunting buffalo sounds pretty hardcore. must be like a bullfight

weren't you busy polishing the bishop?

projecthex has the lowdown. shoot him an email. I think he posted his address in the outhouse at the grasslands.

OMG how did you get that classified image of my patented dustpan flute. I only gave a single sample out to Zamfir to beta test. I'm gonna unleash the lawyers to kick some legal granny ass. I'm ruined! BTW damn you must be bored. PPS I never telemark. Ever.

you better just be thankful the goat has not caught wind of this yet.

hmm, reminds me of the time I brought home a pet newt and kept it in one of those plastic wading pools in the backyard. Mom complained about the mosquito factory I had just produced w/ the stagnant water. So I sprayed a bunch of mosquito repellent on the pool. The newt was dead in about 5 minutes.

wha..? how...? oh, AAAHHAHAHAHAAHA dfa make tricky edit to post!

I had a pet gerbil when I was a kid. It sucked. Pooped reliably whenever you picked it up.

would you stop responding so quickly?

well crap now I have to edit too

How did those pink cakes taste trask? Are they just like hostess snowballs? that's what they look like so I was just wondering.

I thought that was RobBob's website for a sec but there weren't any boxing platypuses (platypi)?

I might even partake in the adventurous strawberry julius, just to live on the wild side.

tough yet sensitive! he's taken ladies! sorry!

heh here's another one : check it stupid skiers!

F'ing terrebonne is not eastern oregon.

what is this, the middle ages? slackline brah, slackline

a mike's hard lemonade for all my friends!

Ok! Sounds cool! I'm down with that! I'll be less cynical! ! !!

Great! Cool! Sounds fun! It's raining! You guys are lame! Etc! Etc! Etc!

is that off your weird al compendium or something?

you have to get the ones with the official seal of the queen on them!