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no, you HAVE to buy it and saw off the spur so that everyone can SEE you are indeed still a new-school system-bucking, fast-and-light, softshell-wearing, simulclimbing, drytooling, titanium teakettlin', patagucci pimpin' badass.

How about the Gordian Knot by Frederico Castellon:

nothing. your joke was followed by a joke about the mormons. have a good time at banned camp for the repeat above!

hey now I was a boy scout and I learned a ton. mainly about what not to do. I learned don't bivy on the summit of mary's peak in the winter in the coast range. Don't posthole in snow in jeans. Don't bring a pair of spare jeans to replace the ones you got wet postholing. I learned not to through aerosol cans in the campfire. All we did was go camping all the time. I got a lot of outdoor experience that way. In short, in the group I was with, you will get a lot of outdoor experience if you stay alive.

hahha I saw that post was deleted but the mormon joke flies

riley. you cannot stop him. you can only try to contain him.

Please. if you're going to bring out "chief" please spell it appropriately. It is "cheif", as in, I would like a cheif salad. See any of the multi-page quibbles between cracked and the artist-formerly-known-as-fence_sitter for reference. Usage: nice gorts cheif

I thought it was a remake of wallace and grommit when I saw simon yates on the screen.

I thought the lesson to be learned here is to not live in Corvallis. Did the CPD fine the lady for illegal parking and a noise violation?

"Workers?"

sick dude, the helmet sticker pack paid off

I think it comes from the location where the story is set, Top Wutherns (Withens?) outside of Haworth in West Yorkshire. It's a little shack of stone, not much there.

I eat unbelievable amounts of yogurt hence my expertise in above conversation.

are you worried about it flying out of his mouth and raining down on you?

Actually I enjoy Timberline bathrooms, and seek them out. Better in there than in the day lodge cafeteria lol

and all routes would have to have "and" in them as in: chain reaction and reduction snaffles and snufflupuguses etc. it would also inspire the gruel-flavored clif bar

i think part of it is the overwhelming odor at meadows bathrooms too, which have these toilets from the mid-80's or something. often one encounters beached whales in them waters. yaarr.

this seems to happen a lot at ski areas. what is it with skiing that makes people have to carpet bomb the bathroom?

if there are 10 open stalls there is no need to take the one right next to me. this is the unspoken rule of 1 stall spacing.

"laxative" "ouch...unicycle jump" "badass snaffle" "killer snaffle" "hampsters play tee-ball in marigolds" "media bias LXXXVII"

which direction did that guy ski off of the summit? rack? the rack required is the standard snow/rime rack.

does catbirdseat get in?

chimney of space, mt washington wy'east, mt hood in july liberty ridge

argh it's drivin' me nuts

I thought it would be clear I was exaggerating. I'll use bazillion next time