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how many furlongs is that?

how 'bout the fact it's a million pound hunk of metal floating on a cushion of air at 600mph? Think about that next time you make fun of the mounties.

I just wanted to add Rage against the Machine is a terrible band.

There must be an epidemic of malfunctioning popcorn makers out there because every photo I see of popcorn involves a huge bucket that has overflowed onto the table

Sorry to be off-topic, but that's the most ludicrous spelling of ludicrous I've seen.

I was not suggesting they don't work, I was just pointing to some info about tests that were done on them.

There is no link, but it most likely could be found in past ITRS proceedings if you really want to find it, thought it might be proprietary data for RfR or something

Rigging for Rescue did some destructive testing on Yates screamers. During the drop the force was delayed, but once the screamer was fully-extended, the force went right back up to what it was w/o the screamer in place. Use 'em if it makes you feel good I guess.

RIIIIIIGGGHHHT INNNN TOOOO THE DANGER ZONE

maverick, you can be my jibman anytime lol

How pavlovian.

he's asking for laxatives, not good deals on rocket fuel

the line pictured above from crater rock down to zigzag canyon is SWEEEEEET these days

er, sweet

that imposter has a pringle on his head! where's the eggs? the flour? the baking soda? pshhaw (sp?)

7. Whenever someone asks about conditions for some route or place, answer in a way that tells the world you were cool enough to have been there. Bonus points if you don't answer the question at all. Usage: Guy 1: Has anyone been in the Ghost Valley recently? Is it drivable? Guy 2: The Ghost Valley rocks dude! I climbed GBU (solo) and was lovin' it! Have fun!

Did my contribution of Rumsfeld's Nubbins ever make it into the new Watts guidebook? Oh wait! Why don't I go check in my copy!

Usage: can you name the avitare that coined the term?

5. Obscure phonetic mispellings such as "prolly" or "chord" are required material in any sprayer's thesaurus.

3. Random punctuation and capitalization is encouraged, though not mandatory.