Greg_W

Sorry to hear that, Veggie. Unfortunately, DFA will exclaim that that can't possibly happen to him because no one he knows knows your receptionist. Thanks for the warning that crazy things happen during the holidays.

The date (month/year) that I tie it. We're not designing rockets to the moon, here, honey.

Step off, byotch. I'm not afraid to get ghetto on your ass, homey!!!

I think I've read that you should replace slingage as often as you replace your rope. Personally, I just keep an eye on them; especially tied runners. I write the date on mine.

There ARE other gun lobbies you bastard-ass. Why don't you go sniff j_b's butt nuggets?

Good. Now I have a goal to set for 2003: total psychotic spray domination!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Hm. Giving himself a dirty sanchez whilst masterbating, eh. I guess that's one way to keep the passion alive.

I didn't see any reference to the NRA in that post, DFA. Are you sniffing glue at work again?

Doubtful, the RedRocker is on the RIGHT side from what I know.

Thanks for the idea, Iain. I am in the market for a new truck....hmmmmm...

THAT IS AWESOME!!!! However, it may not apply in ChrisT's case.

Then get him socks and to hell with him . That'll teach him to be more specific next year!!

Here's a tip, honey: ASK HIM!!!

Only way to cook a steak is over open flame, regardless of weather.

Tru dat.

Scary: Parallel parking a stickshift pickup with bad side mirrors between Harleys outside a biker bar!!!!

Let me get back to you...

I'm with Bronco, you fucking prick. Although, Bronco, Stalin wasn't a big discriminator - he killed just about anyone.

Can't go wrong with Calphalon pans or Henkel knives; I love mine. I agree with Off White - who doesn't love a new knife; 6" or 8" chef's knife is a good versatile tool. Got a cleaver? That's a good hunk of steel, baby. Or, two words: barbecue tools.

No shock there.

This thread jumped the shark for at least the second time when Trask asked me to kill him to end his misery.

I mostly trad climb. Col., I'll be in Vegas from the 3rd - 12th; climbing the 8th - 12th.

Nope, never been. Haven't really climbed sandstone, save Peshastin; so, I'm kind of excited. Have a few ideas on climbs to do, but always welcome input.

Fuck you DFA. I said nothing racist. I piss on your family tree - too bad there's no branches. Bwahahaha

My personal opinion is that we have fewer friends in Europe than we think. Besides, they all talk funny.