Mention the chics, dude. That'll get it play. hehehe.
Seriously, it seems to jump a bit. Were you limited on word count? It doesn't seem to flow from one topic to the next. You know, the two biggest things I think of regarding this board is: 1.) all the partners and friends that I've hooked up with and 2.) the vast quantities of climbing knowledge and route information presented here. Sure there's lots of shit, but boil that away and this website is a really great tool for a local climber.