Greg_W

Looks like he's about to apply for a small business loan and open a mini-mart.

Sly wit -- so that's what you call an inflated ego and a gun? Clueless little boy. You don't know shit about shit, son.

And wasn't that a cousin? My cousin is a hairy sonofabitch.

You like to keep 'em all to yourself, eh Greg? No, I'm just a protective father.

The look on her face. She took it for granted that EVERYONE knew the climbing comp scene. No thanks on the marrying 13 year olds; I ain't down with that. After their done with the cleaning, cooking, and child-rearing, they want to talk. It just wouldn't work; she saw it too, and was heartbroken.

If he's a punk or wants to date my daughter, crushing. Otherwise, firm.

Does that mean you're not going to go climbing with him now? He's a sport climber and boulderer, I asked. Draw your own conclusions. I offered to send him my complimentary copy of Send, Hang-dog, and Spray by Dr. Flash Amazing that I received with my $3 parking pass at the Smith Rocks State Park parking lot.

Don't think she was; I wasn't about to ask. Actually, I thought marrying age in Eastern Oregon was 13.

I believe in a firm disciplinary hand for the children of today and tough love, wirlwind.

I re-read this and it pissed me off. You have no clue what a lot of the people who frequent this site are out climbing; much of which would cause you to shit yourself. So, young squab, remember that God gave you ONE mouth and TWO ears - translation: shut the fuck up!!!

Hmm, this sounds like that creepy movie from a few years back called Boxing Helena where the first word in the title was not referring to pugilism. On a related note, Caveman Productions will be presenting an independent film, Lawyer in my Basement, A Love Story , at this year's Sundance Film Festival. Stay tuned for further release information.

A teenage girl approached our campsite at the Grasslands (Smith Rocks) Sunday morning, "Do you guys have any water we could have? We were at a indoor comp in Bend at the (whatever name she said) gym yesterday, have you heard of it? Anyway, can we please borrow some water so we can brush our teeth?" I could barely keep a straight face as I poured some water into her mug. I shook my head for a full 5 minutes as she walked back to her campsite. Nice ass, though.

I don't think Greg is talking about bouldering... PHUCKK DAT SHEEAATT!!! Why waste good granite by only climbing 12' of it? I did boulder in Smith Friday night, but I chalked ( ) that up to like sport-demon possession or something.

Hey, I've missed you Off. Might have some work for you in Seattle. I'll PM you.

Quit your whining, you little bitch. I climbed all last weekend. Hopefully, I'll be heading over to L-worth soon, as well. PM me and we'll hook up or something. If you show up in Lycra or with a stick clip or other sporto shit, we'll probably have Trask take a rubber hose to you.

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Yeah, but I wasn't clipping no bolts.

Fuck 'em. And climb with Adamson, Borbon, or Charlie, who says there needs to be more fights at the crags. WAIT A SECOND!!! A LAW STUDENT/FUTURE LAWYER CONCERNED ABOUT ETHICS????? WHAT'S THIS WORLD COMING TO? Just kidding Specialed.

Having just returned from Smith Rocks, home of stick clips and other weird shit, I can't really see how the words 'sport climbing' and 'ethics' can go next to each other in a sentence.

Ooooohh. That's gotta hurt.

I took a good fall this weekend on a .75 Camalot; upon inspection, it looked like it didn't fare too badly: the plastic sleeve over the cable was abraded and one of the cams has a little dent. This brought up a question: Do cams have a life cycle? Do they need to be replaced after so long or so many falls? I know that the sewn sling should be replaced at a certain interval, but what about the solid components?

At an early morning arraignment hearing, AlpineK was recorded as shaking his head and growling, "I am not a criminal," a la Richard Nixon. During his exit from the courtroom, he attacked a bailiff who apparently resembled a sportclimber who backed into AlpineK's car 6 months previous. AlpineK is in lockdown.

60-m, for sure. I like my Sterling Marathon, if you're undecided on brand.

gumbies, sure; but they had nice haul bags.

I find that I can't eat lots in the morning. I have found that Kashi Go-lean breakfast bars are just the right amount and give me enough energy to go until lunchtime. I get them at Trader Joe's, about a buck each.