bigwalling

My new religion.... Get way fucking high and drink tons of OE800. Go climbin, with no rope. OR Drop some acid and take a hike.

Yoda... this is like nuts. When did he come about??? If he has been there for a long time... i'm out of it most the time.

what is even dumber... jumping on a fairly fast moving train. I thought I was gonna die!

and 2 kilos of coke.

that is pretty cool! Probably would work nicely for bigwall pushes too. Might have to try that.

Then why are you the one leading Thin Fingers... all the others are 5.9/10 and that is 11. You got the spanking... i'm lost!

I was shocked to not see chalk on the lower part of Model Worker! I hadn't climbed at Index is like 5 months... and got out sat and sun.

holy fuck... 4am... holy fuck!!!

Holy shit so many fuckers at this thing. Took me forever to find who I was buying a haulbag from!

Nevermind starts to get really wet if it rains enough. Try the Actual Cave.

Stolen/Lost... HAHAHAHA, I like the Lost part. Reminds me of one of my buddies who thought his crotch rocket got stolen but he ended up just forgetting where he really parked it. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Good luck, that bites man. Hope you the best.

HAHAHAHAHA...

Ha, I've freaked some tourists out in Yosemite. "No you can't climb up there unless you are drunk!"... they always are looking at me and asking "is that safe". I just reply, "No, but who wants to live forever". They always seem to move towards their car at that point. I like most climbing movies as long as it is hard climbing. Best shit was with Danno!

Shit Happens!

Here is the only problem with haveing a double and soloing. I have been picked up and slammed into the wall with 2 people in a double. What would happen had there been one of us in that double? If you are on lsd you are even more fucked!

oh I could not play basketball if my life depended on it!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, the hardest boulder problem I ever did was in a pair of Aces that I hate more than myself(that is tellin!). No it wasn't some easy problem either, it was even in that beyond gravity movie. Mind power and drugs solve gear issues. Or OE800 solves even more. But if you ever wonder why you are falling off the hardest moves... look down at shoes and make sure they are on the right feet! That said I have tons of climbing gear... but I still know how to climb with shitty stuff and make due. AARON YOU BASTARD!!!

If you want less beefy pick for your Light Wings get the evolution pick. It has a thinner tip. I don't know how well the mixte pick will work on a Light Wing or if it is even possible without fucking with it.

HA, two of my good buddies! Ivo doesn't drink too much... ammon drinks a lot of beer! Ivo is probably the funniest person I know.

Hmmm... we had about 1/2 oz up there too. We had all these other drugs... but we left them in car by accident. My partner was leading a pitch in the middle of the night and I had fallen asleep. himg: Send up my camera bag! me: What... ok do you want just the bag or what? him: just send it up I need it! me: you need a fucking camera bag on lead? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR. him: dude my stuff is in it hurry! me: ok, its on the tag line bro!

What is funny is OE800 is not the yosemite standard anymore. King Cobra has replaced it. Stupid fucks like the light shit! You drink enough OE800s and you will not need sleep. My last wall there we brought 44 24oz cans... this lasted like 5 days and all the hard liquor was gone too(like 3 liters worth). If you don't want the OE800, I'd say get some tequilla and have lemon lime gatoraid on board. Dark rum is also really nice. A good bottle of wine... a night per person. Scotch would be number one choice if you have some extra cash. Or here is really good option. Just do a push! You will feel so fucked up after a while. It is better than drugs or damn close. Speaking of trippin out there is the most fucked up movie on TV... jesus some little fucking dweebs made some chick. Who the fuck would make a movie like this... the rock looks like ninja turtles... hahahahah!

So is everyone else. It edits fuck, shit, bitch! What is wrong with this world?!?! Libral fucks in cali can't take swearing?

That site is way gayer than this one!

My leather boots have froze in the summer. That is when you are fucked!