tips for future neophytes:
1. don't use adjectives - ever
2. auto hyphenate is your friend
3. truth is irrelvant to the larger point
4. consider janitorial sciences - the pays the same, you don't have to recertify, and you can dip while you work
5. consider a simple lobotomoy - it's cheaper and about as effective
now i have no excuse for not doing something cool except a house, 2 kids, wife and a buncha other shit i usually just ignore
da toof, look out!