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  1. dude, mark twain died a long time ago...you trying to take up his mantle?
  2. ivan

    Secession

    I'd wager yours are genetic. i believe he's already admitted to being irish?
  3. at any rate, ole'boy's gonna have to get on that jenny craig diet something fierce if everybody who flips you shit for being a twit gets the "lapdog" moniker
  4. Better to be an asshole than TTK's lap dog. wait, i thought you said tvash's gut's too big to feature a lap?
  5. where were you heading? does your secret crag also feature no wind? like to think i've learned my lesson on jugging - pretty much just use static lines these days, and if it feels wrong i stop - this time the wind was so strong it was causing me to swing, scarping the rope over 5-6 feet of roof per cycle, sending crazy vibrations down through the cord - it felt WRONG, and mike was going to have to follow me as well, so figured i'd be just as happy w/ an intact static line and life and a run up the corner in challenging conditions - now will the wind be not howling between now and birdie-closure date?
  6. you still sporting hte 'stache or did that have to go for the ice n' the ladies?
  7. conservatives, by defintion, want to maintain the status quo, the golden age of grandad's past - we are a nation founded on hypocrisy ("we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created" - except jews, catholics, the poor, blacks, indians, women (are you fucking kiding me?), foreigners, etc), so expecting any movement on hypocrism by the likes of fw is folly indeed steve
  8. beacon saturday - total failure on the new route to be: jensen's rectum - woulda been exciting climbing, but doable, were it not that jugging the fixed line was obviously a bad idea, just 20 feet off the ground - salvaged the day w/ a very, very windy frolic up the corner and a lap on windsurfer scene of my near death [video:youtube] mike on the slab - the irascible tappet bro numbero uno even made a brief appearnce on the ground con su novia [video:youtube] can someone please that pin back inthe corner notch? holy shit, if there's ever a need for pro there, its on a day like this, and there really is no proper gear to be had there [video:youtube] wind, wind, everywhere [video:youtube] half-baked memorial on the trail? curious trash [video:youtube]
  9. ivan

    WikiLeaks

    can someone please explain in a non-retarded fashion the justification for calling the wiki-folk "terrorists?" for all their tendency to take the written word 100% literally, you'd think a dictionary oughta sort this out for them: ter·ror·ist   /ˈtɛrərɪst/ [ter-er-ist] –noun 1. a person, usually a member of a group, who uses or advocates terrorism. 2. a person who terrorizes or frightens others. i checked out their site the other night - didn't see a word about overthrowing hte government or killing anybody or blowing anything up (though there was one groovy, groovy video of our country doing just that to somebody else's) - conservatives do generally seem frightened of their own shadows though, so i guess pretty much the whole damn world might meet #2 for them.
  10. ivan

    Secession

    that's the best you could do serenity-now? whatever fires you were annealed in still left you interwbe laaaaaaaaaame! america won't be breaking up anytime soon i'd wager - i'm sure we'll be more like the ottoman empire, classicly lamer and lamer generations on end for as many more centuries the world of man can go limping along - maybe we'll get some furniture named after too?
  11. i'm sure you'd come off as an asshole in any language you could manage to speak
  12. ivan

    WikiLeaks

    i reckon the same logic is in effect now as when ellsberg was in danger - they'll be put through the gauntlet, and if enough people screech on wiki's side they'll be alright 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead the conundrum of modern tech continues - the state's ever increasing ability to oppress its people vs the same tech's ever increasing ability to keep folks aware and empowered to fight back in a democratic state - i ain't offering odds or putting up my cash, but w/ a belly full of beer n' pizza 2night i'm at least feeling hopeful...a shit ton of wind and cold and misery while in search of adventure 2morrow (not to metnion a houseful of kids on a sleepover tonight) oughta squash taht right soon.
  13. ivan

    WikiLeaks

    maybe i'm hopelessly naive, but i dont' think so - our dedication to free speech, far more extrme than europes, portends good things, net-neutrality issues not withstanding you can have my mouse when you pry it from my.... shit! does this mean the price of pilsner urquel is gonna go up?!!
  14. ivan

    WikiLeaks

    my grandpa alwasy said reading ruins a man
  15. thought israel n' south africa had already cornered the market there?
  16. don't think barney fife can be trusted w/ them thar bullets
  17. ivan

    Secession

    "don't blame me, i voted for jeff davis"
  18. ivan

    Anyone we know?

    shoulda just pissed on it at night, after he n' his guns had gone to sleep
  19. Break a deal, spin the wheel. two man enter, one man leave!
  20. he coulda got the plans from the eye-talians!
  21. nonsense, them boys look more than ready for a winter descent of the willis wall!
  22. whoops bill, looks like some low-life motherfucker yanked the earlier thread on the topic - wtf? the only pic in it was my fine calvin n' hobbes snowart clip!
  23. wrong thread there big bill - return to spray, do not pass go, do not collect $200
  24. ...only guns will evolve.
  25. ivan

    WikiLeaks

    total bullshit i'd bet - takes big balls to leak secrets as them balls seem usually to get slammed in the nearest door soon thereafter.
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