ivan

i like librarians - shit, under that plaid skirt n' yo-adrian glasses there's a sexual tigress looking to get out

cc.retard's very own daoist koan

wait, i thought kkk was one of "the good ones" since he was pro gay-weed? good enough for me to pull'em out of the line bound for madame guillotine at any rate that aiken feller, on the other hand... as for the other complaint, of course every loyal and true democrat's in a pissed-off mood today, we stayed up all goddamn night drinking than had to get up this morning and go to work!

CAINE-TRUMP 2016

QUAYLE-PALIN 2016

Oh my, you were so right fucking on- as usual. meh, hard to go wrong predicting denizens of the old dominion gonna act like dicks

don't expect the rangers to have a sense of humor, or an interest in a debate on federalism

omfg, is a russian asking for proper instruction on obtaining revenge?!?

would be so sure on 2016, as the nation is currently living up to the mantra: "once you go black..."

same old story - give us as many services as we demand w/ no fucking cost at all...

awwwww - in my defense, that utard low-alcohol beer really does increase the haulbag weight.... if you got a week in april come w/ and i'm sure we can fire it in 4 hours (make pink pissed!)

charter schools win ?

fun coincidence: jefferson davis elected president this same day?

WWCCD? what would cheech n' chong do?

yes. heated seats i assume?

incumbent advantage - check national league in world series predictive value - check "redskins rule" - negative check

election called - gay weed still in peril - switching to guns

shouldn't that oil rig be on fire?

i502 people! don't forget to vote next tuesday!!!

fuck, didn't we win the war on christmas already?

kev should be happy to see the clear sign that the plains MISSED the wtc and wtf....obama said it's okay for cops to get drunk on the job?

naw, the drugs are so good b/c, as the republicans rightly say, nothing can beat the awesome productive might of a raw, unregulated, private and free market!

daaaaaaaawwwwwwww! now only the 'smash n' grab' bitches can do it!

gawd, why isn't there a reality tv show on right now w/ trump n' herman caine taking in the festival?

starting w/ box burgundy while reading the little'uns their book, but am prepared to step it up to fancy bottled wine if'n the occasion calls for it.